The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

MICHAEL: I’d like a tail. MATT: You’d like a tail? Why would you want a tail?  MICHAEL: I don’t know, I think they look nice. I can hold a lemonade while I’m on the computer.

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wishonthestarss:

Oh my god. All of you have to watch this. And watch the whole thing. My stomach hurts and I actually have tears. It’s fucking hilarious.

omg his little accent + his laugh I’m dying

“WHOA HE CAN BE A PANDA BEAR? HOLY JESUS FUCK YES”

“You will be a grizzly bear on formal occasions! And of course barefoot, ‘cause that’s formal as fuck.”

IT’S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY THIS FEELING INSIDE.

I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE WHO CAN EASILY HIDE

DON’T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT BOY, IF I DID

I’D BUY A BIG HOUSE WHERE WE BOTH COULD LIVE

IF I WAS A SCULPTOR, BUT THEN AGAIN, NO.

OR A MAN WHO MAKES POTIONS IN A TRAVELLING SHOW

I KNOW IT’S NOT MUCH BUT IT’S THE BEST I CAN DO

MY GIFT IS MY SONG AND THIS ONE’S FOR YOU

AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG

IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE BUT NOW THAT IT’S DONE

I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND, I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I PUT DOWN IN WORDS

HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS WHILE YOU’RE IN THE WORLD

IDEK what this post is but.... LOL ♥

An Education.