Me, an OG NCIS fan: surviving off of The Goodbye Kiss™️ ×3 and dealing with whatever the hell is going on with Knight and Jimmy
NCISLA fans: getting an actual wedding and whole ass baby out of their ship
NCIS: *Ziva dies*
Me: "that's it! I'm done watching!"
CBS: just :) kidding :) she's :) still :) alive :) maybe :)
Me: "okay okay, I'm back"
NCIS *Jack leaves*
Me "and I'm out again. Bye bitches."
CBS: ellick kiss, gibbs leaves, other drama
Me: "nope, you're not gonna get me."
CBS: we're finally introducing Victoria Palmer
Me: "Godammit. I'm sold."