CooperationIsKey

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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You're all required to hear anything I post in a Gonzo voice from now on. That's what I sound like.

I’m Unique ❤️🖤 

finally, takis for white people

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

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Why mentos???

Because it's the Fresh Maker

This truly was made for people old enough to remember these references

@yeahitsak

woah

Dude

Woah

woaahhh

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

"can't emphasize enough that it has a LOT of claws and it is NOT happy. good luck out there."

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

this reply in the comments tho

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

A moment of light during the siege

I’m having a red dye 40 themed potluck if everyone could please bring one of the following yummy items ❣️😋❤️

I want to know what horrors would be unleashed if I ate all this.

Probably a lot of “OH DEAR GOD” after going to the toilet the next day.

POV: Markiplier winning this year's streamys "again" 😉

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