This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

Trying and failing 💖💖💖

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

This is so irresponsible though? This president has clearly become accustomed to captivity and while this might seem heartwarming, if you’ve ever cared for a US President, you’ll see the obvious signs that sleepy joe has lost his survival skills and he won’t be able to make it on his own in the Amazon. It’s honestly so twisted and cruel that people would film this and pretend it’s a feel good moment when they’re actually sending this fragile senior President to his death. Sometimes releasing is not possible and that’s why we have the humane option of assassination.

I'm so so sorry but the internet leftists are gonna have to cancel everyone who's ever fucked. Unfortunately due to the distance between the sign and what it signifies, no instance of sex can ever be objectively proven to be of mutually understood consent so every single one of us is guilty until either sex or semiotics are annihilated.

sent this to my more knowledgable friend and got back a banger

Having “a type” is so embarrassing. Someone with [details about feature hidden] walks in and my friend will turn to make and make a fucking face. And then I look and they are right? Devastating. Yes, I like [feature]. I want her to [details hidden]. And you just immediately knew that intimate thing about me.

oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

never wanted something so badly

the reviews are in!

(from fragrantica)

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life

starving

octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/

I highly recommend that everyone (especially nd people who struggle w self esteem) have a collection of “proof people don’t hate me” and go look at it whenever they’re sad. I’ve compiled report card comments, stuff my friends say, all sorts of things that made me feel cared about and appreciated. And anytime I get that feeling that I’m worthless and unloved, I go through that file folder and feel better.