Make the most of the next two months

Feel free to add on.

wow! as a broke college kid, i wish there was a way to access books and movies as well as scientific articles that the new administration isn't necessarily a fan of. man. If only there was a free and trusted vpn ( up to 10 gigs of downloadable data) to use in conjunction with an anonymizing router (also free up to 10 gigs) to safely, er, permanently borrow media in an untraceable way as well as share files. Man, what's that browser that keeps your online activity anonymous? I'm awfully attached to firefox, personally. If only i had a browser extension that would throw a smoke screen over my browsing data while blocking ads at the same time.

what was i talking about? hmm. weird.

Yo consider this

It's a long rest in the Elfsong Tavern but Tav is a bard and sneaks tf out to perform for the people down there. Imagine any of the companion's faces when they hear familiar voice one floor below and come to see Tav in their element 🔥 Everyone would be like "wtf you're supposed to be resting we've got shit to do tomorrow" (especially Lae'zel and Minthara; rest would show some empathy, Astarion would be just snarky I guess). But picture Tav who longed to perform and does puppy eyes to the companion who finds them 🥹

Ooor they could go on the roof, unable to sleep/meditate and just pull out their instrument in attempt to calm themselves down, basically playing themselves a lullaby. THIS HAS A ROMANCE SCENE POTENTIAL YOU KNOW??? (Or a chance for Alfira to return the favour from the grove)

bound by silent strength and steady hearts, they endure.

but i love them all so much, my little weirdo freaks.

the people yearn for sad bisexual alcoholic men who like to party and are sluts

"Frank? How can we ever thank you?" "Oh, now, come on! Get out! Out! Get out of here you crazy-"

Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

We stan a humble wizard

he is the Moment

DOCTOR WHO S05E13 The Big Bang

Keeping up with the Waynes

(Four years ago)

Tim: *opens my door* It's time.

Me: Copy that.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER

Ponytail-era Dick, walking in: Who's ready to PARTAYYYY???!!

Bruce: Son, this isn't a party.

Dick: What?

Tim: It's an intervention.

Dick: Say what?

Tim: GET HIM!

Me: *magics Dick into chair and ties him down*

Bruce: I'm sorry, son, but the ponytail has GOT to go.

Dick: DAD! How could you? And my precious siblings? How?! WHY?

Bruce: Alfred, fire up the scissors.

Alfred: *snip snip*

Dick, wailing: THE BETRAYAL!!!!!!!!! THE BETRAYALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

M*A*S*H /// That's Life - Frank Sinatra

1980S REIMAGINED LOGOS x

Poor Jaehaera 😢

Wyll and Lae'zel's breakup dialogs are kinda funny cuz you got Wyll, who's like, "We danced together :(" and Lae'zel, who is the opposite saying, "We beat the shit out of eachother :(" but they both mean the same exact thing.

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