Super Saucy

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mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

Built Different 😎 Histories Best Kept Secret

Damn that’s nice: A True Crime Series

An 2000 years old Egyptian floor mosaic depicting a dog and a knocked-over gold vessel. Read about: http://bit.ly/Egyptdoge

Human’s have loved Guilty dog face forever

hmmm

The mops from Fantasia

Out of Touch

“My New Year’s resolution is to make sure that the Republican Party dies.”

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

Uncle Davids are awesome.

I don't fucking care if it's manipulative, if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto

Sun Dogs

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

The poor cried,

“We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

“We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied…

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man’s

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

“Please, spare me!”

The ravenous zombies said,

“Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter.”

Holy fucking shit

Bless.