continentalblue reblogged
Anonymous asked:
i saw you asking for requests, how about stanley hitting the narrator over the head with a bat and he explodes violently
Man, Varian thought hazily. Must’ve really done a number on her. He laughed bitterly, and felt viscous liquid spurt between his teeth. Varian’s eyes widened, and he choked again. He went to move his arm, but it was shaking violently.
Blood.
based on the fic push as far as I can go by anonymous
I’m- I’m gonna go cry IM SORRY THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ALCHEMIST-/nm
varianlover
Hah it’s funny because in my fic Varian gets stabbed in the heart
To be fair, he‘s revived, but it makes me tear up
OMG POOR VARIAN
varianlover
Would it make you feel better if the person who stabbed him was mind controlled and didn’t have a choice?
no because the entity (?) mind controlling the person wants to hurt varian :(
Man, Varian thought hazily. Must’ve really done a number on her. He laughed bitterly, and felt viscous liquid spurt between his teeth. Varian’s eyes widened, and he choked again. He went to move his arm, but it was shaking violently.
Blood.
based on the fic push as far as I can go by anonymous
I’m- I’m gonna go cry IM SORRY THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ALCHEMIST-/nm
varianlover
Hah it’s funny because in my fic Varian gets stabbed in the heart
To be fair, he‘s revived, but it makes me tear up
OMG POOR VARIAN
michael myers imagine!!
you cook him a loving dinner. since there is no sugar in it, he stabs you on instinct. he holds your cooling body morosely, thinking "if only my food had sugar."
natm: secret of the tomb au where larry flicks jedediah and octavius off of the vinyl they were dancing on because vinyl people hate it if you even look at their vinyl
continentalblue reblogged
dumb ways the kids would die if they didn't have plot armor:
Sammy: She tries to befriend a Triceratops but gets gored.
Yaz: She tries to climb up a tree for exercise but falls and dies.
Brooklynn: She gets her phone back and starts recording. Unfortunately, she fails to notice a cliff and falls to her death.
Kenji: After surviving a dinosaur attack, his whoops of glee cause a stampede. He gets trampled.
Darius: He gets too close to a dinosaur baby to study it. The baby's parents are not happy about that.
Ben: He tries to feed the Mosasaur, but gets eaten instead.