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Watcha Doin'?

@continentalblue / continentalblue.tumblr.com

@headcanons-at-the-museum here on Tumblr created this header. Please call me Blue :) I'm genderfluid and all my favorite characters are too. 18/adult
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[ID: Screenshot of r/AskReddit question that reads: "What's the most fucked up thing you did in a sleepover?"

Response from user "robogeek" reads: "We found Kraft Singles in the fridge and put one over the nose and mouth of a friend of ours who fell asleep on the couch before everyone else.

It immediately softened and molded into a cheesy seal over his face, and he stopped breathing.

We all freaked out for a solid 10 seconds, very quietly, until we heard him make a chewing sound.

Motherfucker smelled cheese and took immediate action despite being unable to breathe… and just straight up ate a mouth-sized hole into the Single unconsciously.

We then proceeded to plaster the entire package onto his face one at a time and watch him hoover up the cheese slices in order to not die." /end ID]

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Moondrop, crawling around: Sunny!? SUNNY!?

Sunrise, crying and without his rays: Moony! Moony, your spine!

Moondrop: You’re safe. You’re okay, even without your rays, that’s all that matters.

Sunrise: No it doesn’t, you’re hurt! We need to fix you!

Moondrop: No, you need to run. Or he’ll come back and kill you.

Sunrise, I’m fixing you. I won’t leave you.

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