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Moondrop, crawling around: Sunny!? SUNNY!?
Sunrise, crying and without his rays: Moony! Moony, your spine!
Moondrop: You’re safe. You’re okay, even without your rays, that’s all that matters.
Sunrise: No it doesn’t, you’re hurt! We need to fix you!
Moondrop: No, you need to run. Or he’ll come back and kill you.
Sunrise, I’m fixing you. I won’t leave you.
Cass: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Eugene: That is not something you actually have installed.
Cass: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
Varian: Go big or go home!
Rapunzel: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Varian: I'm going big!
Sammy: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kenji: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Yaz: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Kenji: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Brooklynn's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
Brooklynn: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kenji: Thank you
Brooklynn: I didn't say that was a good thing
Kenji: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Darius: I can explain.
Kash: Can you?
Darius: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Yaz, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Sammy: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Yaz, with the tone of someone who is used to Sammy: Outstanding.
Yaz: This is what I’m talking about people.
Jedediah: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
*The campers right before Sammy's wedding*
Yaz: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Ben: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Darius: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Brooklynn: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Kenji, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Sammy: ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ ) (´,,•ω•,,)♡ (づ￣ ³￣)づ (✿◠‿◠) ╰(´꒳`)╯(｡･･｡) (⌒▽⌒)☆ (〃＾▽＾〃)
Brooklynn: . . . how are you even doing that!?
Ben: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Darius: You and me!!!
Ben, tearing up: Okay.
Ben, pointing: May I sit there?
Darius: That's my lap
Ben: That doesn't answer my question, Darius.
Brooklynn: What the fuck is up, my dudes?!
Dr. Wu: Who the fuck are you, and how did you get in here??????
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Kenji: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sammy: ...I did. I broke it. Kenji: No. No you didn't. Ben? Ben: Don't look at me. Look at Darius. Darius: What?! I didn't break it. Ben: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Darius: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Ben: Suspicious. Darius: No, it's not! Yaz: If it matters, probably not, but Brooklynn was the last one to use it. Brooklynn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Yaz: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Brooklynn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Yaz! Ben: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kenji. Kenji: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Yaz: Kenji... Ben's been awfully quiet. Ben: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Kenji, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kenji: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kenji: Kenji: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Ahkmenrah: Why is Jedediah crying on the floor? Larry: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Ahkmenrah: And? Larry: He got Octavius.
