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@headcanons-at-the-museum here on Tumblr created this header. Please call me Blue :) I'm genderfluid and all my favorite characters are too. 18/adult
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me: I kind of like that Lance doesn't have a love interest at the end of the show. I think it adds to the message that romantic love doesn't "fix" a person, but rather, loving and knowing that you are loved (whether that be platonically, romantically, etc. etc.) can inspire a person to change for the better, which is what Lance does for his daughters. The idea that he is chasing love in the series and finds it not in romance, but in parenthood is a good subversion of tropes, and I quite enjoy it, even if this kind of depth was not the writers' intention.

also me: but like,,, what if he and eugene kissed 👉👈

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Anonymous asked:

What if Rapunzel learned martial arts along with using a sword?

👑 I think Rapunzel would struggle with swordfighting at first. Growing up isolated inside her tower, she's never really had to learn how to watch out for people the same way that she would have to if she wasn't.

👑 I think she would prefer martial arts to swordfighting. She loves friendly competitions between herself and other people, and nobody's feelings are bound to be hurt by martial arts unless one of them pulls a really dirty stunt

👑 Tbh I think she would seek out lessons somewhere outside of Corona. She wouldn't want anyone to go easy on her the way they might when they know she's a princess

👑 Though she gets really good at swordfighting, I don't think she could win against Cass. She's lighter on her feet than Cass, but she [Cass] has the benefit of experience

👑 Her second-favorite martial art would probably be taekwondo. She's always appreciated being light on her feet to compensate for the sheer weight and amount of her hair

👑 Her absolute favorite would probably be tricking. I don't see her as someone who particularly cares about official rules/regulations. She loves coming up with her own moves

👑 Her favorite sword would probably be the Zweihänder. Its heft and style aren't something she's used to, but she loves trying new things. She loves how powerful she feels wielding it

👑 She would probably win against Eugene if he were her sparring partner. Her eclectic sparring style would contrast pretty heavily against his somewhat stagnant fighting style (although in his defense, he's never been formally trained)

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Lance: *running towards Eugene with open arms* Eugene: *moves out of the way* Lance: Hey, why'd you move?! Eugene: I thought you were going to attack me. Lance: I was going to hug you! Eugene: Why would you hug me? Lance: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Cass: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Eugene: That is not something you actually have installed.

Cass: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

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When you are sick| TTS

Cass:

- definitely lecturing you

- but also really worried

- so uptight the whole time

-she just internally panics and acts like you have the plague

- but tries to keep her cool on the outside

- she fails and then Eugene makes fun of her

- gives you lots of soup and blankets and pillows

- she even asks Rapunzel to help her cause she read a lot of books about health

-everyone finds it amusing cause she's so unmoved by most things

- and then bam! You're sick and turns out she has human emotions

Rapunzel:

- somewhat pretty chill

- also she's the sweetest

- makes you soup and gives you snacks

- stays with you cause you can't go out

- kind of sympathizes with you because you have to stay in your room while everyone is having fun outside

- reads to you and brides your hair

- she'll do literally anything so that you'll feel better

- mostly she lays with you and talks as you listen and drift asleep

- also LOTS of kisses

- and she probably gets sick too so you switch roles and repeat the whole thing

Eugene:

- he's not good at taking care of people

- last time he did it was back in his teenage years when one of the younger kids at the orphanage got sick

- so he pretty much has no idea what to do

- most of the time he just does what you ask him to do and leaves you to rest

- tries to check in on you at least three times during the day

- keeps his distance but will cuddle if you request to do so

Lance:

- he also has ABSOLUTELY no idea what he's doing

- just tries to act like he's not confused

- very chaotic

- gives you good food

- sometimes forgets to check on you

- gets Eugene to help him

- so now there is TWO idiots taking care of you

- if you didn't nurse yourself back to health you'd be doomed

Varian:

- some people (me) might be surprised but this dork actually gets it right

- he gives you the right amount of medicine and since he's fairly wealthy it's not the cheapest medication either

- also gives you food but nothing's perfect - it tastes terrible

- lots of ham sandwiches

- and since he's used to staying indoors he keeps you company the whole time

- he can talk on and on if you want but he can also take care of himself and let you rest for some time

- if you want he will come and cuddle you

- avoids being sick tho so he's extra careful

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How about some Varian crush headcanons?

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- Stuttering! Blushing! Tripping over himself!

- Varian is the definition of embarrassment and he’s convinced that every time he’s near you he makes his chances of every being with you worse. 

- Expect at least one of his alchemical experiments to be named after you, also expect to see more than a few of them blow up in his face when he tries to impress you. 

- No matter how wrong anything goes, though, he’s always just happy to be around you!

- It’s going to take a ridiculously long time for him to build up the confidence to confess to you, and it’s going to be over the top when he does. 

- Eugene and Lance definitely play a part in it, and, once again, it probably ends up blowing up in his face.

- But, eventually, after all the pining and embarrassment, he spits out the fact that he likes you. “Like, likes you.”

- Please give this boy a smooch on the cheek if you want to see him short circuit and fall even more head over heels for you.

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