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fiddlesticks!

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anna, 25, english and history graduate, currently doing my phd, anne with an e, julie and the phantoms, sherlock, and how to get away with murder, previously missmarillacuthbert
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You're reading Roman history and sometimes someone will talk about freedom of speech or separation of powers or election integrity or land reform in terms which are just shockingly modern, like literally could have been written yesterday, and then you remember that outside of political philosophy this is a brutal expansionist slave state where even the free peasants had little real power and *then* you realize why the Founding Fathers vibed with Rome as much as they did

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weirdfact

In ancient Greece, women couldn’t ride piggyback the way we do today because they wore long dresses. So they had a form of piggyback that was essentially side-saddle!

^Women Playing. Greek, Early Hellenistic Period, about 300 B.C. PLACE OF MANUFACTURE: Corinth

^Girls playing: found at Brauron. (Athenians sent little girls, 5-13 years old, to spend a year at the shrine of Artemis at Brauron, serving Artemis. People called the girls arktoi, meaning little bears. The girls danced and ran races, which must have been a nice change from being home.) [source]

^ Ephedrismos Group, late 4th century BCE.  Terracotta, thought to be Attic. Silenus and Maenad, hybrid creatures from Dionysus’ entourage in Greek mythology, are shown playing Ephedrismos. The older satyr is giving a piggy-back ride to a girl wearing a wreath of leaves and baring one breast. The aim of this game, highly popular in Antiquity, was to hit a stone on the ground with a pebble or a ball. The loser had to then carry the winner on their back and knock over the stone while the winner covers their eyes. It is this “penalty” that is most often depicted. When a satyr is depicted playing this specific game, it is thought the artwork is referring to the theatre of Antiquity. [Also, this image suggests the Maenad won the last game. :) ] [source]

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ciceronian

This Day in History:

VII IDVS SEP<TEM>BRES Q POSTVMIVS ROGAVIT A ATTIVM PEDICARIM

On September 7th Quintus Postumius asked Aulus Attius if I could fuck him (in the ass).

CIL IV.8805

good morning tumblrini it is fuck him in the ass wednesday once again

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segretecose

wishing everybody a buon ferragosto but in an ancient roman way not in a fascist holiday way. let's rest from agricultural labor by attending horse races and putting flower wreaths on donkeys and oxen to thank them for their service. but don't let the augustan propaganda get you

reject modernity embrace tradition

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“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

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stumpybelham

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

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Anonymous asked:

This is random but I couldn't think of a better person to share this little anecdote with than you; so basically it was my first year of high-school and our teacher was explaining what Ovid's Metamorphoses were and this guy who hadn't payed any attention at all was confused and didn't understand neither who Ovid was nor what his Metamorphosis were so the teacher tried to explain to him various times what they were and for some reason he just...didn't get it?? So after the third explenation all he said was "So basically....Ovid is a god?"

He had understood that this Ovid dude would undergo metamorphosis and therefore was a god

i’m DYING SDKJFHSDFJH anon i can’t thank you enough for this anecdote it really made my day

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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

I mean, ????????????

AAAAAA THIS POST IS LEGENDARY!!!

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