patron saint of art thieves

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

inclusivity win! the two greek warriors who just slaughtered you in a night raid are boyfriends

the second frank started denying mcr5 like peter denied christ i knew for sure it was happening

if the house of atreus is cursed so that they all murder each other i think the trojan royal family is cursed to keep having effete twink-like sons

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

Aeneid, Book IX, 243-246, trans. Allen Mendelbaum

Oresteia by Robert Icke | The Aeneid by Vergil (Tr. Shadi Bartsch) | It’s a Quality of the Gods by Suniti Namjoshi

best theo decker moments:

- making boris stand in a time out corner because he tried to justify killing a man

- “i am not an expert on philadelphia chippendale”

- saying “boo hoo hoo” when boris says he’ll commit suicide because “he was always threatening to kill himself”

- getting embarrassed to walk his dog around the block because he thought his dog looked gay

- breaking into peoples houses and robbing them when he was 12 because his crush was doing it

- “Well, that’s it, you’re off the bridesmaid list”

- being annoyed that people were playing music outside while he was trying to kill himself

- “But who cared what crappy girl Boris liked? Weren't we still friends? Best friends? Brothers practically? Then again: there was not exactly a word for Boris and me.” -> proceeds to describe all the sex they were having

- yes. yes you did lie about it

the rpf was there. it didn’t change anything. it didn’t save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the rpf was there.

and it was fine.

a gift for thee on this most hallowed of weens: a bunch of really stupid terror posts

incredible tag on a post where i mentioned ‘phallo’

the last of the wine's alexias & lysis: soulmates

kottabos (commission for a dear friend)