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Tina's death was so sudden on foolish pov
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Guard: But please, calm down, calm down.
Foolish: You're gonna have to MAKE me calm down. 😏
Guard: Ohhh… I love that. 😏
Phil: NAH! NAHHH– you just spawned so many fanarts now! Oh no…
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Lizzie confirmed that she edits and redubs lines for her character in the life series so here’s an innocuous but nevertheless relevant example where she both makes the convo cleaner and herself sound a) more put together and b) more openly supportive
Transcript:
JIMMY’s CUT:
Lizzie: Here, here, here. You still need to get off yellow life, okay?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Lizzie: There’s not— There aren’t many free lives floating around.
Jimmy: I know, I know.
Lizzie: You still have to get one, so take this stew.
Jimmy: Thank you, thank you.
Lizzie: And then… You know, do the… Do the thing.
Jimmy: Who do you think? Who do you think I get?
Lizzie: Hmm…
LIZZIE’S CUT:
Lizzie: Jimmy, I’m so proud of you! You managed to get yourself off of red life in the time it took me to make a suspicious stew! But you still need to get off yellow life, okay?
Jimmy: I know, I know.
Lizzie: So take this stew and go do the cobweb creeper trick.
Jimmy: Who do you think? Who do you think I get?
Lizzie: Hmm…
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TRANSCRIPT:
Tommy: —Vowed never to be horrible to Dream again.
Phil: (snorts)
Tommy: I have it in my diary somewhere.
Jack: Really?
Tommy: Says “never be horrible to Dream, it’s not worth it—“
Phil: [crosstalk] Dude.
Tommy: “—it hurts my— Makes me too sad.”
Phil: [crosstalk] It’s not worth—
Jack: [crosstalk] It’s not worth it how upset he gets.
Phil: (laughs)
Tommy: I did, I wrote that! As a sixteen year old! It’s in my diary, I could find it.
Phil: [crosstalk] That’s wild. That’s wild.
Jack: [crosstalk] That’s so fucked, man.
Tommy: What?
Phil: Dude, that had such an effect on you.
Jack: ‘Cause you took it as being your fault, like him being a fucking crybaby—
Tommy: [crosstalk] Yeah, it— it’s—
Jack: and like throwing it around your way and saying it’s your fault and you should never aggravate [crosstalk] him again? That’s fucked!
Tommy: It’s weird being a twenty year old man, the age of lots of these people, and going “Oh, I would never speak to a sixteen year old—“
Jack: [interrupting] Yeah, imagine like a child came up to you, like made a little joke and you were like, “I made you. Look at all these numbers! Here is where I got involved!” Like what a prick, man!
Tommy: It is, like— Yeah. It is weird.
Jack: I hate him. No, I seriously hate him.
Tommy: (laughs)
Jack: I’ll just say it, I fucking hate the guy.
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!! tilly the cat brutally murders joel smallishbeans real not clickbait !!
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Phil: I can- I can do this, watch– [He goes into windowed mode] Right? And then that allows me to just quickly click on stuff without alt-tabbing every 2 seconds.
Phil: [Reading chat] "Windowed mode, el- Emerald duo crumbs" Jesus Christ. [Laughs] The fact that- the fact that this– [He goes into windowed mode again and cracks up, leaning off-camera and slapping his desk] The fact that this is your "Techno crumbs" is crazy.
Phil: He did do this a lot. He- he did not like to alt-tab. He- instead of alt-tabbing, he would just hit F11. Which just put it in like, fckin' tiny window mode. Alright. Anyway–
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Scar after finally managing to turn off the chat narrator and hearing the "narrator disabled": GOOD! okay, we're disabled now. Just like in real life"
Edit: adding the clip cause its funny
transcript:
Narrator Voice: Narrator off.
Second, quieter Narrator Voice in the background: [unintelligible] accessibility narrator disabled
Scar: [sigh of relief] Good! [claps hands together] we're disabled. [sigh] Good. Just like in real life, we're good now guys, we're good n- we're solid. [thumbs up at the camera] okay, back to my story time [laughs] oh my god...
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Tommy: Charlie, because we're both bisexual–
Slimecicle: Dude, wha– [Wheezes]
Tommy: And don't say you're not, Charlie. [Laughs] This is actually the Queer SMP, aka the QSMP!
Slimecicle: I just don't know if I feel good about that, I– [Wheezes]
Slimecicle: ...You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I had gay sex a LOT on the QSMP
Tommy: [Loses it]
[ID: Several Tumblr tags that say:
#tbf it was not an insignificant amount of gay sex #yeah yeah you did #"now that i think about it" my brother in christ. mariana called you a bad boy and spit in your mouth live on stream [all caps] #Now??????? #Now that you're thinking about it??????
End ID.]
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Tommy: Charlie, because we're both bisexual–
Slimecicle: Dude, wha– [Wheezes]
Tommy: And don't say you're not, Charlie. [Laughs] This is actually the Queer SMP, aka the QSMP!
Slimecicle: I just don't know if I feel good about that, I– [Wheezes]
Slimecicle: ...You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I had gay sex a LOT on the QSMP
Tommy: [Loses it]
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Jack is on Eleanor’s Instagram story!
[VIDEO ID]
A video of Jack Manifold trying to tie up Eleanor Neale’s hair as she laughs at him.
The text written by Eleanor on the video reads ‘has an operation on my arms & can’t tie my own hair’ and ‘so naturally, i let the man that’s never had any hair do it’.
The text the bottom of the video written by Jack reads ‘hair is terrible will never be having it ever!’.
Jack: (indistinguishable)
Eleanor (laughing): What do you mean?
Jack: Can’t laugh at me, I’m doing-
Eleanor: I’m not, I’m not, but I’m ju-
[END ID]
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tubbo realizes his power
[Video ID: tommy is watching as jack manifold, in iron armor, is chasing tubbo, in netherite armor.
Jack: Yeah but I actually do need to kill you Toby that's on you--
Tubbo: NOOOO! NOO! NO NO NO NO--
Jack (overlapping): That was on you, you caused this, this is nothing to do with Dream, you caused this one--
(Jack chases Tubbo offscreen)
Tubbo: No please make it a fair fight-- wait no, it's an unfair fight, give me a second--
Jack: Wait, what? Wait, shit, no no no don't do this--
(Tubbo chases Jack back onscreen while Tommy laughs loudly)
Tubbo: Get back here! Hey!
(unintelligible overlapping audio while they both run towards Tommy) /end ID]
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Niki and Pac teaching each other phrases in their respective languages :D
[transcript:
Niki: "Niki did you know that Pac speaks German?" You speak German? Pac: Oh, (stutters) Mm, I'm— I'm... Ich bin Pac. Niki: Oh! Let's go! Pac: Yeah, I— That's the only thing I know in—in German, unfortunately, sorry. Niki: I love it! Pac: You like it? Niki: Mhm! Pac: I was trying to learn a little bit 'cause I, I went to—to Berlin, for—for, for— Niki: I'm from Beriln! Pac: For a couple weeks, you know. Niki: Yeah! Pac: Last year. But uh, it's kind—it's a little bit hard to me, but I— I'm—I'm using Duolingo, you know, to—to learn more. Niki: Oh, cute! Pac: Yeah! Niki: Yeah, German is a really hard language, don't worry. Pac: Yeah, it— there—there's a lot of rules, but I'm—I'm trying to get to it. You speak German and English, right? Niki: Yeah, and—and a little bit of Spanish. Pac: Oh, a little bit of Spanish— Oh, that's awesome. Niki: Mhm. Pac: Can you tell me something in German? I like the accent— the accent, you know. Niki: Oo, um... Yeah yeah yeah, okay, so the way you ask "how are you?", you say "Wie geht es dir?" (slower) "Wie geht es dir?" Pac: Wie geht es dir? Niki: Yeah! That's "how are you?" Pac: Oh! Niki: And then "Mir geht es gut" is "I'm good," or "I'm doing well." Pac: Mir geht es gut. Niki: Mir— mir geht es gut. Yeah! Pac: Mir geht es gut, oh, thank you! Oh, I'm learning! Niki: Yeah! It's so fun! Pac: (overlapping) Oh, that's awesome, thank you, Niki! Niki: Yeah! Pac: I'm gonna learn a lot with you, you know? It's gonna be great. Yeah! Niki: Yes! Pac: Yeah. Niki: Yes yes yes! Pac: I'm excited. Niki: We can teach each other. Pac: Yeah, and I can teach you a little bit of Portuguese, too! Yeah! Like— Niki: Yeah! I'm actually going to Portugal in November. Pac: Oh, really? Oh, so I can give you, uh, some tips, you know, how to say um, good morning, good night, hello, how are you. Yeah! Niki: Yes! How do you say— How do you say, um, "hello"? 'Cause I don't know anything. Pac: Hello? Um, olá. Niki: Is it just olá? Pac: Olá. Niki: I see, I see. Pac: Yeah, uh, "how are you?" we ask—we say "Tudo bem?" Niki: Tudo bem? Pac: Yeah! Exactly. Niki: (gasps) Oh my god! Pac: And I said "Ich bin Pac," like, "I am Pac," right? Niki: Mhm! Pac: If you wanna say this in Portuguese, é "eu sou Pac." O "eu sou a Niki." Niki: Eu sou Niki? Pac: Yeah! Exactly. Yeah. Niki: (gasps) Oh my god! Pac: Yeah! Niki: That's so fun! Pac: Yeah, yeah! (laughs) Niki: Okay, I think we're being called, so I think we have to go, but that's so fun! (laughs) Pac: (overlapping) Yeah, yeah, we— Yeah, let's go. (laughs)
end transcript.]
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Techno roasting Skeppy and Tommy by destroying Quackity
(From Quackity’s stream “TECHNOBLADE PLAYS ROBLOX FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER”, Feb 6 2021)
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Another favorite ever
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Tubbo stayed perfectly calm when Etho arrived 👍
Transcript :
Etho ? [BIG SCREAM ] OH MY GOD ETHOSLAB HAS LOGED IN
[While typing in chat] HEYY
Oh that came of too strong [laugh], Oh my god Ethoslab is here
[Reading Etho's response] "Hey" ooh he said hey back !
Ok, ok , ok. Stay calm, stay calm, everyone stay calm, everyone stay calm it's okay
Dude, look I've meet so many people in my time streaming, he's just another guy, that you know, entirely shaped the person I am today and like inevitably affected my childhood but other than that, he's just another guy
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Jack: I'm very concerned about this slipping down now– [Reading chat] "I like it" Prezoh! What do you think? Prezoh, what do you think? How– what does– how does this– Prezoh, you're gay, how does this work for you? Am I now more or less attractive?
Finn and Tubbo: [Dying in the background]
Jack: I'm just curious!