Im in rare pair hell, as usual

Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?

Speak Now photocall by Matt Sayles

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as a plains bison, I believe you should be able to share holes, mounds, piles, and other topological features through the internet; it would make the experience much more enriching for myself and other ice-age megafauna like moose.

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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

We had a girl who spoke 3 languages but didnt know that you needed to put trash bags in the trash can after emptying them, how to wipe a counter, or what multi purpose cleaner looks like and how to use that multi purpose cleaner. She wouldn’t use the “exact amount” button on the register and instead handed out RANDOM CHANGE to customers and of COURSE it was always OVER WHAT THE ACTUAL CHANGE SHOULD HAVE BEEN, and so she was single handedly fucking up our drawers making closers lives hell. However this was perfect for the manager, as he was secretly embezzling from the company and until I figured out the change thing, no one knew what was going on and she provided perfect cover to steal hundreds from the store. However he made the horrific mistake of hiring ME: a people pleaser who was trained at a previous job to call the boss if 5 bucks was missing from the drawer, and found it weird how he was so nonchalant about the missing money issues.

Actually thinking about this makes me wonder if your boss is hiring idiots because hes hiding something. If you’re focused on the idiots he hired, his mistakes wouldn’t be noticed as quickly as your focus shifts. Hmmmmmm

BE FREE!!!

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Spotify I hate to tell you that actually, you have 0 idea what I want in my playlists. You do not understand the niche vibe I want. You cannot possibly understand the inspo here, or the ✨exact vibe✨ i am trying to capture. Im literally autistic all my jokes are actually inside jokes and everything I do is for my own enjoyment. A corporation will never understand me. Stfu. You will never do the job right. How dare you assume I dislike the hours long process it takes to capture the Vision? The playlist curation process is SACRED you imbecile. You’re hating on yourself and you dont even KNOW it.

do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)

there are divine wonders in my Spoke

painted the divine wonders in your spoke, boss! o7

OH MY GOD

Guys PLEASE push Mohammed Ayesh’s fundraiser like I am actually imploring. He has done so much for so many Palestinian families, and yet the traction for his campaign dies so fast. He’s literally just a 20 something year old guy who’s going above and beyond to make sure all Palestinian families are being verified and helped. Please don’t abandon him so fast when he is suffering the same as everyone else. Please keep your eye on his campaign and take it upon yourself so share it again & again every time it seems like it needs a defibrillator

start collecting digital media. you never know when you might lose that piece of media, it could happen suddenly, or slowly. you can find dvds of your favorite tv series, or movies, cds, or records at goodwill/thrift stores for some great places. and to grow your collection can feel very accomplishing!