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Robin!Tim: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Nightwing.
Red Hood!Jason: What? Not everyone likes Nightwing.
Tim: Who doesn't?
Jason: Well-
Tim: Names, now. Give me their names.
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Store Worker: Are you Donna?
Donna: Yes, is there a problem?
Store Worker: I believe he belongs to you.
Roy: Sorry, I got lost.
Donna: I didn't even bring you
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Dick: *in the middle of a mission that rapidly went south* Fuck me.
Roy, Kori, Barbara, Kara, Midnighter, Wally, and/or etc: *stripping* Gladly.
Dick: oH MY- I MEANT THE SITUATION-CIRCUMSTANCE-THE MISSION-NOT-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON THE BOMB IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BLOW-
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Roy, watching Dick do a badass thing: Sometimes I forget just how dangerous and terrifying you can be
Dick, smiling innocently: That's the point!
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(Nightstar and the Starburst Duo had successfully defeated and captured Vandal Savage and his minions, foiling their latest world conquering scheme)
Vandal Savage, exhausted and trying to look strong: I am..this world’s rightful..king..(face plants on the ground)
Nightstar: Oh sorry, didn’t mean to offend you, King of Getting His Butt Whopped
Nightwing(Chris): Yeah or how about King of the..Guys Who Don’t Win?
Skybird: Leave the nicknames to us, buddy.
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Young Avengers
Kate : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Everyone: Awwww-
Kate : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Everyone: Oh.
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[Richard Grayson taking his son Jake to his first day back to school]
Jake: Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
Richard: Hey, that snail was about to charge.
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(YJ fighting off an entire army of invading space alien chickens)
Tim: How we’re doing?
Conner: Things can’t get much worse…..
(Cue MASSIVE alien chicken appearing out of the sky)
Conner: The universe LOVES to prove me wrong doesn’t it?
Cassie: You make it too easy!
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(Lois, Clark, Conner, Chris and Jon are having breakfast together but Conner is barely picking his food while the others look on)
Chris: How come you ain’t eating that?
Conner: Maybe it’s because of something I dreamt last night.
Lois: What happened in your dream?
Conner, with a look of worry on his face: …Food eats people
(Cue awkward looks from everyone else)
Conner: Also, (points towards Krypto) Krypto could talk. (Glares towards him) You said some very unkind things.
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(Jon is training with Kara and Chris. They’re practicing an ancient Kryptonian fighting technique which involves sensing vibrations on solid ground through the feet should eyesight be unavailable. He has a lead lined blind fold and his feet are bare on the Fortress of Solitude’s training floor, doing so far so…)
Conner: (with a mischievous grin before he suddenly rushes in from behind) HAAAAAAA!!!! Sneak Attack!!!
(Jon effortlessly tosses a pebble right at Conner without even looking which knocks the latter to ground)
Jon: (cheerfully) Conner, sneak attacks don’t work if you yell it out loud
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(Kory is talking with Jake about a bad dream he got earlier, he’s perfectly okay and ready to go back to bed when.. ..)
Mar’i:(happily popping in) Well in my dream, Daddy kissed Uncle Roy!
Jake: (playfully rolling his eyes) Yeah, like that’ll ever happen.
Mar’i: It could
Jake: Nuh-uh
Mar’i: Uh-huh
Jake: Nuh-uh
Mar’i: Yuh-huh
(They go back and forth)
Kory: (giggles) Well, Pleasant Schlorvaks, you two
Mar’i and Jake: Pleasant Schlorvaks, Mom!
(They go back to “Nuh uh” “Uh huh”)
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(Cassie playfully punches Tim on the arm)
Tim: OW! What was that for?
Cassie: It's how I show affection
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Dick : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of failure and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Tim: You and me!!!
Dick , tearing up: Okay.
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(Mary Grayson is locked in the master bedroom of the trailer, burying her face in a pillow, shell shocked and utterly terrified)
Dick: (from the other side of the door) For crying out loud Mom! The Garbage Pail Kids Movie?? What were you thinking?!
Mary: I don’t know I thought it would get better with age!
John: (also from outside the bedroom) Dear, Open the door before you are permanently traumatized!
Mary: I don’t know what happiness is anymore! Joy is a Lie! A LIE!!!
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Dick: Are you sure you want to help me fight Slade? I can’t risk you getting hurt and I fail to save you. You’re my little brother. I love you so much. I don’t think I can allow that. I mean, you worship a dancing crocodile for corn’s sake!
Tim: I do not ‘Worship’ him!
(Dick pantses Tim to prove his point)
Dick, tearfully: Timmy, you’ve been wearing this Crocky Dancing Bayou underpants for all these years and counting..what do you call that?!
Tim: .. worship?