@comradebungle / comradebungle.tumblr.com
eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)
this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post
>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion
>must be a rhythm game player
>genuinely impressed at the apm
>look outside
>crabs are pinching a man to death
Customer: (not on record) DMV: SEXUAL? Verdict: ACCEPTED
ceci n'est pas une pipe
they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!
i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
wh- what did you just say to me
you heard them. unhand the driftwood, leg boy
anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library
Solid Snake is calling your Zune mobile device. He wants to talk about a stealth mission
sims rapture (WARNING LOUD im not joking lower your volume)
bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
*uses rock smash in the field to clear my path*
Geodude:
.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
