帮人, 灭国

Listen up, cowboys. For you who are new to the Cowboy RPG, this post is for you.

I see a lot of you cowboys, especially y'all City Slickers, spammin’ moves. Now, you got a whole moveset and y'only usin’ one or two? Let the head honcho show you how to do it.

Now, most of y'all below level 20 like to spam the [HOWDY_HEAVY] ability on anything you see. Now while this may work on our low-level varmints, higher-level NPC desperados and sheriffs have a punish coded into their AI to take advantage of attacks with a high recovery time! And these tactics certainly won’t work on other cowboys. And if it does, they’re no better than a varmint.

Now, y'all got a whole toolbar down there. Map [HOWDY_HEAVY] to 2 so y'ain’t tempted to spam it every time its cooldown wears off. Y'all can keep [HOWDY_LIGHT] on M2, and move your [SIXSHOOTER] ability to M1. It’s gonna be a while before any of y'all get the [BULLWHIP] ability, so that cattleman’s revolver is the best y'got for the time bein’.

Dependin’ on what recovery ability y'all picked at character generation, I got a few different healin’ methods.

If ya picked [SIESTA], map it to 4 and keep your distance. The other cowboys and even our varmints are smart enough to use it as a time to strike. The perfect ability to pair [SIESTA] with is [PARLOR_TRICK], which can stun for a few seconds if executed right n’ well.

If y'got [MIGHTY_FINE_DAY], then y'all are basically set! You can move and fight while you heal! Map it to 4. Only downside is the healin’ happens slower than most varmints can do damage. Keep your fightin’ down to 1v1, pardner.

Finally, [SNAKE_OIL] is more a buff, but it does grant you some temp HP in addition to puttin’ [RATTLESNAKE_POISON] on your melee weapon for seven seconds. Map that to 1. That poison can chew down even the toughest varmint’s healthbar!

Now, back to the [HOWDY] combo setup. If you cowpokes still ain’t gettin’ it…

Use this. Howdy Light, Howdy Light, Howdy Light, then you Howdy Heavy.

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

My dungeons and dragons character sacrificed himself to save the world and left his elven husband behind.

At the end of the elves life he was gathering water from a river and found the wedding ring my character was wearing when he jumped into the world soul. That night my character came and took him to the next life.

Their rings are now a magical item. You get 2+ to your armor and attack if you wear them both,or you are within 10 ft of another person wearing the other ring, or if you give one to someone else no matter how far you wander from each other you will always return to each other. The rings want to be together.

This might be the first time I’m using this pic unironically

People like these two is what got me nuked.

Wow

Communists love talking about chopping heads, but they’d be the first to the block. Bougie kids larping as working class people will never let be funny. Commies deserve to die.

Holy Christ they’re outta reality

“far-right fascist neoliberal” we really out here just stringing together words today huh

Followed Enrique for years and had literally not seen a single post that could even be construed as fascists. For fucks sake.

if deleted profiles didn’t get nuked i’d point it out for you, but for now, take the fact that people in his chain of followers’ immediate response to a tumblr getting deleted is that someone should be killed. for someone who isn’t fascist, he has a lot of fascist orbiters.

People like these two is what got me nuked.

tf is a far right fascist neo liberal

I took a Marxism 101 class, neoliberal basically is just a globalist, far right fascist really just means nationalist in general to these types of people, so it’s pretty much anyone who is not far left

TF IS A GLOBALIST NATIONALIST

That ain’t a neoliberal. Neoliberal refers to neoliberalism, a reversion to classical liberal economic theory (Like Adam Smith). Common examples of neoliberals in living memory are Thatcher, Reagan, Pinochet, Bolsonaro, etc.

all of these absolutely had fascist tendencies as well, and pinochet actually committed genocide on his political opponents. the link between neolib and fascist beliefs is closer than most people understand.

People like these two is what got me nuked.

So lemme get this straight, Enrique likes planes, brutalism, and a civil society where ideally people aren’t being starved by their government. So @staff labels him a terrorist.

Then we have this guy calling him a fascist who has this

And they’re a totally ok Tumblr citizen. Who just happens to advocates killing and destruction of the state. What the actual fuck?

whine about it more. idk why this post from like 2 years ago is popular again (probably from enrique crying that they tanked his account) but i like it

People like these two is what got me nuked.

good lol

Character in a zombie series: What are those Things™? Those Things™ can’t be human… at least, not anymore. If I get bit, take me down, I don’t wanna be one of those… Things™. Me:

I am by no means an expert but aren’t Zombies specifically stolen from some subsaharan African religions (sorry to generalize but I don’t know the specific tribe off the top of my head).

sort of? the term “zombie” comes from voodoo, but the way zombies act in media now is mostly from night of the living dead