in infinity war loki survives and stays with thor but he’s just a snake the entire time just draped across thor’s shoulders and when they come to earth everyone is like hey thor cool snake how’d you get a snake in space and thor is like thanks it’s my brother

the avengers: wheres thor

thor, walking in after losing absolutely everything except his shitheel sibling:

“He (Thanos) sent Loki, to attack on New York. That’s him.” — Bruce Banner

New Yorkers during Infinity War be like

when interviewers keep asking you about your role in Infinity War but you know you die in the first 5 minutes:

Asgard is not a place, it’s a people.

Thanos: I sense an infinity stone concealed somewhere in this room.

Everyone: [Turns to Loki]

Loki:

Bob Ross should be in Infinity War as a villain.

Peter. Kid. I know you have always wanted to be a hero.

To be an Avenger. To save the world.

I know you want to be like me, but I want you to be better than me. I want you to be yourself.

I want you to have the childhood I never did. To grow up without the pressure of people’s expectations and judgement.

I saw what my reckless actions did to the person I love. It nearly killed her. I don’t want your aunt to experience that from you.

Someone is going to destroy everything thing we love and as much as I want to shield you from that, I know I can’t. We will defeat it together.

I care about you, kid. So I will always protect and be there for you. You deserve the world.

Me before Infinity War: 

Me during Infinity War:

Me after Infinity War:

you could be more.