I really love how Shia is still like a kid because from what I’ve seen in the last 12 hours he’s only been this alert and happy during Holes, Even Stevens, and from what I saw on other people’s posts, Surf’s Up.

Felt dragons by shyshyru on Etsy

TINY SLEEPING MUSHROOM DRAGON

Dying.

WAHHHHHH

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

oh my god there are people saying chris pratt’s tan in jurassic world is racist……….. except it is meant to be a tan…….. not brown/blackface since his job consists of being in the sun while training raptors in a tropical island

Excuse me while I gasp for air.

6 Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

25+ Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

the littlest nope ever

I wasn’t gonna reblog this until I saw the Merlin one. 

And then I saw the fine details on the Merlin one.

This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process:

1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT MOVE THEM IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN THEY ARE ALREADY HEADING. Some turtles, such as Box Turtles, will actually die if they are moved or deterred from going where they’re going.

2. If the turtle is in danger, such as being in the middle of a busy road, then simply pick it up and move it (in the same direction it was going) until it is in a safe place. That’s it. Don’t take it home, and don’t bring it to a completely new location unless absolutely necessary!

3. While I’m talking about it, there is a proper way to pick up a turtle! DO NOT grab or pick up the turtle by its tail or legs. That can cause extreme pain and permanent harm to the animal! Place one hand on each side of the shell, a little bit behind the front legs, and lift the turtle. Make sure you keep the turtle low to the grown, should it decide to freak out a bit and you drop it.

4. If the turtle is large, it may be a snapping turtle. Those are aggressive and have extremely painful bites! Instead of picking it up, gently move it along with a blunt object until it is safely out of harms way.

5. Turtles swim and enjoy water. They know how to find a water source, they do not need your help. If you see a turtle roaming around next to a pond or lake, don’t pick it up and toss it in the water, it’s likely on land for a reason!

6. Tortoises are NOT water animals in any way, shape, or form! Don’t EVER throw them into any water! While some can swim, most cannot and will drown!

7. How do you tell the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Here’s a few ways:

-Turtles tend to have webbed feet for swimming, while tortoises have round, stubby feet for walking.

-Turtles have flatter shells; tortoises have large, dome shaped shells that tend to have bumps and ridges on them.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and if you have any other information that can help to educate people on this topic, please feel free to add it!

i have a tortoise and this prick should go to hell that poor thing rip

#avocados more like avocaDORKS

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

No CGI.  I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.

But not even like a realistic dragon suit. I want him to wear a discount dragon suit from party city, whereas everyone else in the cast has intricate, accurate costumes. No one acknowledges it. It is just an accepted fact of that universe.