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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

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u know that scene in jennifer's body where megan fox puts foundation all over her face in a desperate attempt to look like even a semblance of her old self whose picture she has hanging next to her mirror so she's reminded of the appearance she's lost and she gets a little unhinged during the process and just starts smearing it everywhere? womanhood

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

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Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

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“Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is, all at once, a darkly comic musical satire, a thoughtful exploration of mental illness, a subversion of the still-ubiquitous Prince Charming fantasy, a love letter to female friendship, and a deconstruction of — to risk overstating it — the entire female experience. For a lot of women, myself included, watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend — the show, not just Bloom’s character — is like looking in a mirror. The show speaks to a Venn-diagrammable portion of the population — depressives, dramatics, anxious Jewish girls, irritatingly expressive theater kids, morbid nerds, people who cry at condiment ads — who’ve been consistently accused of too-much-ness, who’ve been commanded to rein it in since birth. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend rips off those reins, lights them on fire, and cackles wildly as the smoke rises. The first time I watched Bloom’s Rebecca negotiate a panic attack induced by a butter ad, I was hit with a greasy wave of self-recognition. Appropriately, then, Bloom says that the template for the show isn’t, say, Felicity or Sex and the City — Bloom hasn’t seen the former, and she still thinks it was “very socially irresponsible” for Carrie to end up with Big — but the moral crumbling of the blue-meth boys of Breaking Bad. “The show’s not called ‘Sane Lady Who Has It All Figured Out.’ We really loved the idea of exploring a person who’s never really sought happiness, only what other people have wanted from her. There’s a certain amount of evolving that needs to happen in order for her to get at the core of what’s making her unhappy,” she says. “That’s what the show’s always been: Someone having a complete breakdown, understanding why that’s happening — and only when she really has that breakdown can she build herself up.”

— Rachel Handler, Rachel Bloom was Born This Way

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