I’ll know I’ve made it when someone steals one of my old tumblr text posts for Threads
Not me swiping through my home screen, confused, looking for the tumblr app
A reality cooking competition except they have to work with temperamental ovens and electric stovetops
I just have so many ideas bubbling in my mind to the point that I can’t do any of them because I can never give each idea the time it deserves
How do people do that handshake hug thing and where were you taught?
hey you! yeah you! i just want to say: you’re cute as heck! xx
I wish you could save your favourite gifs on insta stories 😭
I’m just over here fantasising about drinking a cold glass of water
I’ve just come to the realisation that I give a thumbs up more than once a day
oh dear.
Ever find yourself wondering whether your speedometer is the same as everyone else’s?
I just love dogs so much
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me:
Proud of us all for getting through this week
Hey just wanna say I hope you’re having a good day and if not, hang in there, you can do this xx
What’s with people making dinner plans at 8pm or later? I need to be fed at 6pm
Me at parties: