DO NOT GET CHILLI ON SUNBURN I REPEAT DO NOT GET CHILLI ON SUNBURN!!!!!!
When you use the wrong math’s formula but somehow manage to get the answer correct…
*googles how to become famous without any talent*
There are more toothpaste varieties than there are people!!
Most annoying sound on earth...
When a popular blog reblogs your post
Maths? More like calcuLATER!
*Miranda Sings voice* R U KIDIN ME?!!?!!
You are lying if you say you haven't owned a pair of crocs at some point in your life.
I literally say literally a million times a day.
high school more like sigh school
You been hazed!!!
Getting into bed like
But once you lie down you're like
When someone says they have a juicy secret
But they can't tell you
Toddlers at the pool be like, "urine for a treat."
Why do we say kitty, puppy and doggy but not catty?
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
*loud clapping*