Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors

Item: alternate universe Coca Cola flavors from your local multiversal supermarket

tag your halloween alignment

lawful halloween: buys tons of candy for the kids, drinks pumpkin spice lattes, cute autumn aesthetics, knows every line to hocus pocus

true halloween: watches nothing but horror movies, reblogs all the halloween posts, has more than one costume planned, doesn’t give a fuck about the candy

chaotic halloween: lights a pile of ouija boards on fire, WE DID THE MA ASH WA E DI D THE MOSNT ERH MASH,tHe mOnSTER maSH, IT WAS A GRAVEYA R D S MA SH!! !

Tag urself I’m rad & lime

tag urself im “ripped apart by mob”

tag your Episode™ alignment

lawful manic: organizing your entire house at 3 am neutral manic: spending five hours seriously researching going back to college even tho it was a disaster previously because you can totally do it now and you’re gonna major in, like, ten things chaotic manic: how and why did you end up spending $600 on the forever 21 site and do you really need that many mom jeans?

lawful dissociated: when you look at the clock and realize you’ve been playing the sims for almost a full day neutral dissociated: that tumblr post that’s just like [dissociates while eating cereal] chaotic dissociated: Flashbacks™ but you’re also making jokes about them like it’s no big deal and your friends are low-key worried

lawful irritable: impulse-creating a Discourse Blog because you wanna fight neutral irritable: seeing straight couples within five feet of each other is suddenly giving you the urge to Punch chaotic irritable: finding that one middle school teacher you utterly hated on facebook and telling them in detail why they’re the reason your life is a trash heap now

Neutral irritable/chaotic manic

How do y'all eat your bananas? 1-5 anything else is gonna be baked or ice cream or smoothiefied

1-6. 7 or 8 maybe if I had a strong craving. Anything past that is inedible unless mashed and used as an ingredient in something

Noah fence but 1-5 is unripe you ignorant fucks

4-7, 8 is pressing it.

the ppl eating 1-4/5 are grim oh my god. 6-10, and anything above is for baking.

I’m laughing as hard as heck reading this MSPA Wiki page. It describes that in Homestuck, there are four types of immortality; conditional immortality, conditional mortality, unconditional immortality, and the fourth type, which the wiki terms “inability to keep down the clown”.

I’m between French press and black coffee

this is pretty accurate bc i use a french press and getting out of bed Is a struggle

moon or stars? gold or silver? strawberries or blueberries? summer or winter? rose gold or pastel blue? roman mythology or greek mythology? long hair or short hair? tv series or movies? 

for those of you with real coping devices that aren’t cute lmao tag urself im all of them