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Cis people think trans people have this:
But honestly we really have:
no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD
if you told me your dog was heterosexual i'd be like. uh. dogs don't have a concept of gender or sex dipshit. but if you told me your dog was gay i'd be like that fucking rips bro hell yes
babygirl you are unhinged like some sort of an object that can be taken off its hinges
it's fun for me just to trade with you
not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.
I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer
American bento
OooooooOOOOOOOO
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
the nonbinary urge to be both a short haired girl and a long haired guy
One Fear.
Here’s a fun resource for the fic writers: a timeline of slang terms for the vulva/vagina throughout history! I particularly like “fancy article” (1820s) and “thatched cottage” (1840s). http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763
Naturally, there’s one for the penis as well, or perhaps you’d prefer to call it a “buttonhole worker” (1850s) or a “gaying instrument” (1810s!) http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b
