Destiel is like if you were a child and you said to your parent are we getting McDonald’s and they said. No. And you said awwww man. And then you looked out the window and said wait but there’s a McDonald’s right there are we getting McDonald’s? And they said. No. And then you pulled into the parking lot for McDonald’s and you go so we’re getting McDonald’s :) and they say. No. And then go use the McDonald’s bathroom without making a purchase while leaving you in the car. And you keep driving and pull into a different McDonald’s into the drive thru line and your parent orders food for you and when you get it you go Aw yeah McDonald’s! And your parent says why the fuck do you think we’re getting McDonald’s. You’re crazy. You’re insane. You’re also a pervert. And yanked your fries out of your hands and tossed them out the window. But at the end of the day. You did. You did get McDonald’s
dean voice But do you think he knows how to suck dick? i mean dude’s a mega nerd obviously but i seriously think cas could give an awesome blowjob if he tried. is that gay to say
Dean and cas
reposting this one here cause I think I'm funny
MAYBE. maybe. this time when i rewatch supernatural theyll kiss. maybe if
ok guys.
update. bad news. Im so fuckijg sorry...
sorry. your boyfriend went to superhell. yeah it was because he confessed his love to you. yeah he gets resurrected off-screen but you can't see him. sorry again lmao
no one had a babygirl era like cas. fucking off from actual heaven, learning to walk the earth with humans, ruining cosmic destiny and all because he was crushing hard on a man with a necklace and a cool car.
the thing about destiel is that. you WILL contact the brain worms. they are terminal
like. you can go into remission. but there is no cure
If someone tried to make dean do a trust fall he’d grow really angry about it and be like what’s this crap let’s do a trust punch c’mon cas punch me in the face i trust you
Dean: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Cas: the moment i realized i desired you carnally in every way this worlds laws would allow was the purest moment of clarity that i have ever known
Dean:
i think the funniest interpretation of supernatural is that castiel is straight but dean has the ackles effect on him and cas considers dean his one exception
[Image ID: a receiving text that says ”Luffy literally frees countries and Castiel sucks stinky trauma whisky dick.”
another receiving text from same person that says: ”But I can’t hate him” END ID]