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I made a new blog, send me an ask if you’d like the url (off anon)
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i can’t wait till i’m 45 and they start putting 2009-2012 pop hits on the “classic” radio station. i’m gonna embarrass my teenage daughter by fucking blasting Party Rock Anthem on our way to school

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I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

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do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she introduced a whole new verb into pop culture that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

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Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

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