for all you give, I’d give it back to you

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

you know what's a good decision i'm making? getting a mortgage right when i'm going to find out in the next 6 weeks if they're going to renew my contract ... or just let me go in april and say bye bye have fun good luck babe!

that being said, today i was looking at my tickets and i have closed out no fewer than 50 of those suckers since i started in April. and i have 40 MRs to my name. one of the guys i got hired with got fired in the next week. the other one has 7 tickets and 3 MRs. today my supervisor (sitting next to me) whispered softly "what the fuck is that guy even doing" and has not expressed hesitance at me getting a mortgage, even congratulated me. so i think i could be okay ... but the anxietie..

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

My beautiful and courageous sons username and password are being killed by a freak called Sign in with Google

what if we made out passionately with tongue at the soulless corpo dining hall

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you