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Neil Josten Vs. The Imperial System

Once came back from a run on a hot day and called it 40 degrees
The foxes were horrified?? Has Neil never been warm before??
Constantly switches between using meters and feet, sometimes within the same sentence
Later goes travelling and is so pissed when he finds out that US courts are slightly off from every other court in the world
Had to help Nicky decipher the recipes he got from Erik’s parents
Bombed multiple physics tests because he kept messing up the constants
The math was right
Likes to talk in centimeters because it sounds like more when he’s saying that he’s 7.6 cm taller than Andrew
Can convert from miles/hour to km/hour in his head
But still sometimes forgets what units the traffic signs are in and gets honked at to hell and back
Also: has gotten into a huge pissing match with someone over whether or not to add the “u” because if there was one thing his mom was adamant about, it was the “u”

#the foxhole court #tfc headcanon #I'm here for this

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silent-wordsmith

Official petition to replace “in the closet” with “keeping a straight face”

#I'm here for this #need one for the bdsmers too #something that plays with vanilla

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mcrleybob

Ice Mechanic is finally here and ready to kill us all (｡♥‿♥｡)

#the 100 #listen y'all #I'm here for this #so here for this #ice mechanic

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aledethanlast

While I loooooooove the Fake Rivalry au, there is one thing I think could make it better: Their team knowing about andreil and having no idea how the fuck anyone could mistake what these two have for hatred.

Consider:

News: “these two want each other dead"
Andrew: Wallace, try to flirt with my boyfriend again and I will murder you
News: They’d probably sabotage each other if they weren’t on the same team
Neil: sorry, we can’t come to practice today, SOMEONE got chocolate poisoning *muffled protest in the background*
News: They can’t stand the sight of each other
Neil: *covers Andrew’s face with his hands* guess who?
Andrew: If you don’t take your hands off my eyes right fucking now, you’re sleeping on the couch
Neil: you still haven’t guessed who it is
Andrew: I blame Katelyn for this
News: who knows how many of those bruises are from actual practice
Andreil: not bruises. hickeys. every single one of them
News: they probably laugh at each other’s pain
Andreil: *sleep in the same hospital bed when one of them gets injured*
News: they hate each other
Their team: what the fuck are you shitheads talking about have you even seen these tiny idiots

#the foxhole court #tfc headcanon #I'm here for this

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acebrekkers

Okay but….Jodelle Ferland as Renee? @coldsaturn

#the foxhole court #tfc fancast #I'M HERE FOR THIS

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quexnk

hear me out: andrew and neil swapping phones on accident.

Eventually neil and andrew have to get new phones (you guys have to get with the times sometime dude) and of course they still get the same phone.
in. the. same. fucking. color.
‘omg. how gay are you guys’ is nicky’s reaction.
a dangerous look towards nicky is andrew’s.
so then you get into all that snapchat goodness
and one day, they’re just walking out the door and neil has to grab their phones off the charger and they just? swap? phones?
(neil you idiot)
and ofc they have the same phone password (’literally how gay are you’)
and why wouldn’t these idiots have the same background? Why wouldn’t it be of some super gay picture of them (probably courtesy of nicky because andrew and neil have taken one selfie ever and it’s blurry as shit and they were really drunk. couples selfies just don’t do it for them.)
so imagine Andrew’s surprise when he get’s a snapchat from matt asking if ‘it’ worked.
andrew just sends a black screen with ‘if what worked’ like jfc matt, why are you speaking to me rn.
‘the sext?????’ matt is so done with neil. like how do you not remember.
that’s all it took for andrew to know that it was neil’s phone. (stupid kid can’t even sext by himself and it was quite the topic among the foxes now and a group effort to get andrew off in public. Andrew. hated. neil.)
‘yes’
matt sends back as many winky-faced emojis that snapchat will let him.
andrew does not tell neil of their swap and just continues on the day. it’s not his fucking fault that neil’s so stupid.
neil? doesn’t? notice?
he posts normal shit on his story (which earned andrew some weird glances throughout the day [no one said anything, assuming he would react violently if they did])
no one texts andrew, so nothing like that could tip him off (andrew’s texts are 99% from neil and the other 1% was apparently not occurring that day because that is the bad [?] luck that neil has)
neil thought the radio silence from the foxes was odd, but he said nothing to them, figuring they must have been busy or else they would no doubt be snapping him
andrew is busy responding to the foxes’ snaps as neil.
apparently they talk about andrew a lot.
a.
lot.
andrew tells himself that neil’s an idiot (but he secretly thinks his boyfriend is such a dork.)
and andrew does not think that it is cute that neil does all this to impress andrew all of the time. it does not get andrew hot and bothered that 99% of neil’s conversations are about andrew. not one bit.
andrew goes to pick neil up and neil gets in the car. but it’s not long before andrew pulls into a parking lot that is suspiciously quiet.
‘andr–’ andrew is on him
yes, okay, andrew is smol, but how in the world did he make it over the divider between seats so fast?
andrew is straddling neil and kissing him for all he’s worth, (and because he is a little shit and neil had the audacity to inadvertently get him hot and bothered all fucking day, he starts to grind up against him)
neil is making ungodly sounds in the back of his throat
they both get off, right there, in the middle of a parking lot. through layers of clothes.
‘172%’ is all andrew snarls at neil before returning to the driver’s seat and going home.
neil is so???? confused????

#the foxhole court #tfc headcanon #tfc words #I'm here for this

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rainydaypaperbacks

More Andriel HC

Ok so we have already established as a fandom, that Neil is hot as hell and would no doubt have some crazy fangirls, but lets think about this ok:

All my fellow americans know how insane football fans get, with like girls getting jersey number tattoos, and “My future husband is number 17″ and all that shit, but Exy is bigger than football. So lets just think about how crazy the fangirls for Neil are??? Especially since he is a Striker, and offensive players are usually the fan faves (IE: The quarterback).

And like imagine one game there is a whole group of people (because like Neil makes errybody hot and bothered) all decked out in “We love Neil Josten” “Marry me number 10″ “Neil strikes my heart” “Future Mrs. Josten” and all that shit.

The whole team is busting their shit and betting on whether Andrew goes off on people or not, and Neil just kinda blushes and is like “whut??”

Andrew just shrugs it off but inside he’s seething and after the game, he takes Neil home and gives him the best night of his life just to say “You’re mine and I’m yours”.

rainydaypaperbacks

OKAY OKAY OKAY but then:

Think about all the Neil Josten fangirl merch.

And then nicky buys the two of them matching “My heart is with #10″ “My heart is with #3″ tshirts

he instantly regrets it because you know Andrew is already reeling back his fist

But like Neil secretly loves it???

Every once in a while he’ll wear his to bed, or in the morning after his shower

and Andrew thinks it is so hot, with just Neil in his boxers and Andrew’s number on his shirt.

Every time he sees that fucking shirt he raises the percentage

so Neil makes a point to wear it more and more, and sometimes even sending a picture of him in it when hes home alone

and Andrew just pushes him up against the wall and balls his fist into the shirt as he takes Neil apart with his mouth.

Neil fucking loves that goddamn shirt.

#the foxhole court #tfc headcanon #tfc words #I'm here for this