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A blog about games, some reviews and a bit of random blurbs, which sometimes don't make sense I love my dog and cat and my parents and my lovely twin bro. Avatar by: http://lehuss.deviantart.com/
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chalamet-x

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

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pocketss

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

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117--087

So remember that one time, when an already-injured Kelly-087 took several direct blasts from a Hunter pair’s fuel rod cannons in order to protect Doctor Halsey and the rest of the UNSC personnel that were with her and the other Spartans?

“Kelly moved before anyone; she was a blur of motion and stepped in front of Dr. Halsey…The blinding bright-green fuel rods struck the Spartans’ shields and splashed over their chests.”

And then remember how John-117 - instead of readying his own weapon and returning fire, regrouping his team, or moving to protect the the two most strategically important people in their party - put himself in a completely prone and vulnerable position (while also having no shields left), in order to protect his best friend?

“Kelly lay at his feet. Her armor smouldered and hydrostatic gel boiled from the emergency release vent along her left side. A thousand more shots rang out from the gallery, and John instinctively crouched to cover his fallen comrade. He braced for the inevitable burning energy impact.”

Because I do.

“He had to get her to safety.”

…I think about this a lot.

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117--087

Spartan-117 & Spartan-087

“The Master Chief suddenly became alert as a number of enemy contacts appeared on his motion tracker. In a flash of movement Kelly drew her pistol as John raised his own weapon. They wordlessly moved to stand back-to-back, catching sight of the Elites as the aliens deactivated their active camouflage. A few Grunts were following behind them, plasma pistols charged and ready. “What’s the plan, Chief?” Kelly muttered over their private COM channel. “I’m open to suggestions,” John replied as he assessed the enemies surrounding them. “Well, we could always try shooting our way out. Mix things up a little,” Kelly said wryly as she leaned slightly to the left. After years of being partners, John read her movements easily and knew exactly what was going to happen next. “I’ve got your back,” he said, and his finger tightened on the trigger of his rifle…”

Art (x) — Fic (x)

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claygoblin

The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

*Spinning glass rods for the swan robot of 1773AD

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I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

THEY’RE NOT DIFFERENT. YOU’RE JUST RACIST.

Immigrant is just a dog whistle for People of Color.

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#BlueTeamWeek 2018

We are pleased to announce that #BlueTeamWeek is officially happening! A big thank you to everyone who has helped spread the word so far. Additionally, a few special thank yous are in order: 

Now, let’s get down to brass tacks.

The What, When, and How

The What: This is a community-driven fandom week dedicated to celebrating Halo’s legendary Blue Team! Each day will focus on a specific member, with a big list of prompts to generate and guide community content throughout the week.

The When: This event will be happening the first full week of February - that is, from Monday, February 5th to Sunday, February 11th. 

The How: Blue Team Week will be hosted here on @s2blueteam​, and we will be reblogging all content made for this event, provided that you either use the tag #BlueTeamWeek or mention us in your post (and doing both doesn’t hurt!).

Prompts + Daily Themes

As mentioned above, each day will be dedicated to a different member of Blue Team. The fandom week’s agenda goes as follows:

  • DAY 1 → The Leader: John-117
  • DAY 2 → The Scout: Kelly-087
  • DAY 3 → The Bleeding Heart: Fred-104
  • DAY 4 →  The Lone Wolf: Linda-058
  • DAY 5 →  The Giant: Sam-034
  • DAY 6 → The Legacies: Past Spartan-II Members*
  • DAY 7 → The Legacies: Past Spartan-III Members*
*refer here for a full list of past Blue Team personnel.

And below you will find the prompts that will be used for the whole week:**

FOR GIFS AND PHOTO EDITS:

  1. [character of the day] + favourite lines of dialogue
  2. [character of the day] + favourite tropes
  3. [character of the day] + favourite scenes
  4. [character of the day] + theme song (of your choosing)
  5. [character of the day] + aesthetic
  6. [character of the day] + text posts
  7. [character of the day] + AU (of your choosing)
  8. [character of the day] + poetry
  9. [character of the day] + incorrect quotes
  10. [character of the day] + wildcard (aka whatever you want!)

FOR FICS, ART, FANMIXES & MORE:

  1. Duty & Honour: « It is our duty to protect humanity »
  2. Love & Loyalty: « No need to do this by yourself »
  3. Friendship & Family: « To absent friends »
  4. Battle & Blood: « There will be other places to fight for »
  5. Death & Loss: « Spartans never die »
  6. Nostalgia & Memories: « This was no homecoming »  
  7. Wounds & Recovery: « Now I know what it takes to get some R&R in this outfit »  
  8. Regret & Repentance: « We don’t leave teammates behind »  
  9. Promises & Pacts: « We’re with you »
  10. Origins & Ancestry: « It’s what we were born to do »
**These prompts have been divided up as a tentative way of categorization only. You can choose from any of the categories for any kind of content you wish to make!

If you have any questions, please send this blog an ask, and we will be happy to help! Also refer to our FAQ for some common questions people have about fandom weeks in general.

Please reblog this post to help spread the word! Welcome to Blue, Spartans!

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marvel

“Marvel’s Jessica Jones” has unfinished business. Just don’t get in her way. 

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

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farrentalon

My reaction, only with coffee.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

Source: katelizabeth
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