Here’s the thing. As soon as one of you fuckers finds out if Varric lives or dies by the end of the game you have to message me. But like. Gently. As if you are breaking the news to his wife and children

[taps mic] hey if none of y’all are gonna be making normies and weirdos in the veilguard inquisitor cc then no one’s doing it right. i want weird-distant-relative-who-lives-somewhere-without-cell-service inquisitors. “cousin andy” inquisitors. painfully-average-looking-rando inquisitors. inky could’ve been anyone, they could be your aunt paula. she’s now in charge of saving thedas and pulling major bitches along the way all because she was in the right room at the wrong time. just-some-guy inquisitors. if it existed this inquisitor over here would own a miniature train setup. this inquisitor likes to try out new casserole recipes. this inquisitor has been arrested on seventeen separate occasions. this inquisitor knits to relieve stress. this inquisitor has illegally purchased fantasy ketamine.

the fate of the world shall be decided soon

thinking about how bull would've made an excellent tamassran in another life. the way he dotes on his chargers, goes out of his way to put the people around him at ease and minimize the threat of his physical presence with boisterous laughter and easy acceptance. even the way he advertises himself as a service top - 'if it's someone you care about, you give them what they need' - tells me bull could've had a softer life. tama tending to the imekari.

but instead they sent ashkaari to seheron where he became hissrad and when that broke him they sent him to orlais where he became the iron bull or died trying.

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Lucanis fanart :) 7 more days to go! 🥳

he would be very uncomfortable to hug (which is the idea)

BABY UR MY AAAAAANGEEEEEEL

I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringles tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

Aloth being the first companion you get is great because his introduction is insane (guy gets into a barfight because he tells a guy to go fuck his sister and then backpedals and goes 'oh uh no I Did Not Say That' and then immediately goes 'I did say that' but in a different accent) but then from his perspective the introduction to the Watcher is just as insane. Rando who helps him out during a barfight wakes up in a cold sweat, makes a beeline for the corpse tree, and stares intently at the body of a dead dwarf for 15 minutes. freak matched at unparalleled levels.

The team when rook decides to take all the time in the world to collect 50000+ elf root and loot every body on the floor

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.