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hyde, mid 20s, sideblog for the more egregious displays of mental illness
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uber driver lieb is so compelling to me

spends the whole journey ranting to his passenger about web. gets his passenger to the airport with time to spare but also insults the dudes haircut. never has more than one hand on the steering wheel. plays the same terrible song 23 times in a row and turns it up & pretends he can't hear when the passenger tries to ask him to turn it off. gets out and starts yelling at someone in the middle of the road while he still has a passenger in the car. gives a sad hungover passenger the worst cigarette they've ever had in their life. does 50 in a 30. tries to get his passenger to invest in crypto. tells a passenger to breakup with her boyfriend while her boyfriend is also in the car. asks if it's okay if he takes a call then answers the phone to web by saying "what is it this time, faggot". knows the best, quickest routes across town using roads you didn't even know existed. tells cyclists to kill themselves. vapes while driving

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ww2yaoi

thinking about modern!au lieb driving for uber/lyft as his main job but then he starts to get sick of it so in a momentary lapse in judgement he gets into crypto/nft/stocks and becomes insufferable about it. meanwhile webster is back home in their sublet apartment supporting them both with the revenue he gets from writing boredpanda articles while joe LARPs as jordan belfort

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STOPPPPP this made me laugh out loud. joe would definitely fall for nft scams… and the idea of him being an uber driver is one of my favourites it’s just so funny to me… web being the provider is also very amusing to me like he’s using his degree thank god but he’s selling his soul to buzzfeed. this is basically a plot on girls hbo I’m always saying web is hannah horvath coded. in my own head at least

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