in other words just cleaned my altars!!

this one’s Baldur’s!! He doesn’t ask for much but he’s all about me treating myself, hence all the bunny stuff. he helps me with self love and patience in this hard life. Hail Baldur!

and this one’s Thor’s!! Same thing, he doesn’t really ask much of me other than to stand for myself. I have given him a glass of my bourbon and some good meat from time to time. Hail Thor!

hiiii omg introduction to the fact that our Norse AU comes from The Last Unicorn!! so when we mention the Norse gods me and @clusterpuppy have come up with they’re basically caricatures and different spin offs of the gods but in THIS universe YIPPEEE

but Thor has a silly group of friends he likes to be around on Midgard to escape the craziness on Asgard! From left to right we got Dmitri, Aimery, Billie, Mirche, Roland, Thor himself, and Neisti! Also his goats are featured in this piece too ^u^

close ups!!! back at it again with trying to mimic the shows style but the show does not include characters that look like all of them 💔 so you see more of my style leaking in this one but it’s okay I had to simplify them as best as I could. I’ll make a masterpost of them all later going into detail!!

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

Been seeing some people confused on what this means SO added this on to the post

Hope this clears it up

Insanely happy with how far this post is going but I need everyone and I mean EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST TO PLEASE

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

We can’t just let this man get away with this and go completely free we NEED to fight back against this.

Here’s what you can do

1.Follow the instructions in the picture (alt text is included)

2.SPREAD THIS,SPREAD THIS LIKE CRAZYREBLOG,REPOST ON OTHER PLATFORMS, MAKE VIDEOS ON IT,TIKTOKS ON IT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER JUST SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

3.CONTACT ANY ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW CAN HELP

Your government officials,people who run news websites FUCKING ANYONE

I know shit may seem hopeless right now but that is no reason to atleast TRY to make a difference

I didnt see a copy/paste letter so heres what i wrote up:

This is urgent. An investigation into vote tampering is required. Significant numbers of voters have had their ballots discarded for invalid reasoning. 32 fake bomb threats were called into democratic leading polling sites, forcing polls at these locations to be closed for at least an hour. All of these problems occurred in swing states, where they would most heavily impact the election results. This is far too targeted to be declared coincidental. The signs of unlawful political manipulation are unavoidable. It is imperative that this election be investigated for fraud.

Little drawing of Laufey because she’s underrated

"Fjölskylda Loka: borð Hel"

🇬🇧: Loki's family: Hel's table.

I wanted to include as many symbolisms and characters possible into this piece. I'm certain you can tell who is who, such as Hel's servants and family members.

This honestly looked a lot better in my head, but here we are with the tragic angst!

Thor, thunderer, protector. Help me stay strong in these hard times. Protect our trans siblings. Help us to defend our rights and the rights of others. All hail.

Baldr, you whose smile casts the light of a new dawn, Be with us now. We ask you to inspire us with the hope of tomorrow.

Freyr, you whose generosity blesses harvests and hearths, Be with us now. We ask you to inspire us with the joy of community.

Loki, you whose laughter lifts the lowest spirits, Be with us now. We ask you to inspire us with the heart to smile.

Hel, you whose arms embrace the siblings we have lost, Be with us now. We ask you to inspire us with the words to keep their memories alive.

Frigge, you whose autonomy and resolve can not be stolen, Be with us now. We ask you to inspire us with the vow to protect one another.

Lord Thor, defender of Midgard, hear our prayer and be with us now. Accept our praise as we offer these words with devotion.

Lord Tyr, speaker of justice, hear our prayer and be with us now. Accept our veneration as we offer these words with humility.

Lord Odin, decider of victory, hear our prayer and be with us now. Accept our worship as we offer these words with reverence.

I…genuinely cannot find anything

HI I WANT THIS TO BE AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO POST A SILLY DOODLE!!!

So I believe when people mention it it’s got to do with stanzas 21-25 of Lokasenna and in between that Odin and Loki are pointing fingers at each other going “YOU’RE UNMANLY!!!!”

This is the verse of Lokasenna off of the Wikipedia but to sum it up-

Odin: “You stayed on Midgard as a woman and gave birth to kids.”

Loki: “You went to the witches disguised AS A SORCERESS.”

and to follow up Frigg is like “Let us leave your pasts in the past, no one needs to know what you guys did.” 😭

okay but I cackled at the fact that Loki was mimicking Odin and drew something with it

Anyways yahoo Norse Mythos! Sorry I just love talking about it 💔

Poor Nanna..

you understand?

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

Valkyrie doodles

This started out as me wanting to design what Freyja and Eir(former) would look like as Valkyries. Then, it evolved into me drawing possible designs for Brynhildr/Brunhilde(post banishment), Hrisit, and Nepr.

I also threw in a little Freyja x Odr moment and possibly a little Eir x Nepr/Nep moment too(?)

I saw a few people shipping them and thought it was cute

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back: