You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

This post is: Kiki

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

this post contains notes

does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

post expired

Son of no notes ghost post.

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts

second post with the "day before the internet began" glitch

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

Official Time Loop Post

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

Holy fuck

weirdly enchanted by this

A Yummy Treat For Me...

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

*giggles fondly* what a fucking idiot

*kicking feet* what a fucking chump

*bats eyes* what a fucking loser

*brings out thesaurus* what a fucking

whatever man. check this out 👇🏽

alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

Zillow house listings

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

the menu's cheeseburger explained

the menu's cheeseburger explained

the menu's cheeseburger explained

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS

Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!

YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???

this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

me but women

ok. this post is about men though

but i don't like men

and. who asked