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Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

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In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

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i need everyone to know i was so ashamed of this post i muted notifs right after so i could forget. unfortunately it showed up on my dash.

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@duolingo-unofficial has entered a plea deal to let duo cum if this gets to 15k notes. freaks, reblog.

Guys

Please

Yall wanna be gnc and androgynous but hate intersex people and the idea of being intersex so much, I remember reading about PCOS potentially being considered an intersex disorder and having 100s of people dismiss it because "we can't just be calling 1 in 10 women intersex" or being in transmasc spaces and constantly being told that bottom growth and T dicks are undesirable and that people find non standard genetalia gross, in a GENDER INCLUSIVE SPACE.

The lgbt Community seriously needs to grapple with its hatred of intersex features and stop seeing androgyny that isn't pretty waify white person. You all love femme presenting androgyny but hate when people are androgynous in a broad or hairy way.

its great that theres a lot of bottom growth positivity on here but please extend that positivity beyond trans men and non binary people having them, you need to be more okay with cis intersex women having a tdick.

Ok but for real. One would think that the lgbtq community would largely be much more respectful and supportive of non-normative bodies and sex characteristics, but no.

I've literally seen perisex/dyadic lgbtq people say openly that they wish they were born intersex so they could be more androgynous (as if being born with an intersex variation automatically grants people idyllic androgyny). I've also seen these same people describe androgyny as "monstrous". People calling themselves monsterfuckers because they're attracted to androgyny. Calling themselves monsters because they're growing non-normative sex characteristics thanks to HRT, unsubtly implying that they view and have always viewed intersex bodies as monstrous.

Intersex women who don't shave their beards being called dwarves and gnomes despite repeatedly asking not to be called that. Intersex men with small penises or breasts being called slurs. People constantly defending the mocking of small penises or large clitorises, shaming intersex bodies. Supposed "allies" telling their intersex trans siblings that they "have it easy" for being born in a body that is highly stigmatized, scrutinized, and medicalized, just because they are jealous of certain attributes their intersex peers were born with. All while completely ignoring the fact that many intersex variations are also disabilities, and that intersex people are extremely likely to suffer from medical abuse from a young age. Dyadic trans people make post after post complaining about "cis kids getting HRT", when those "cis kids" are usually actually intersex children who are being forced to take hormones they might not even want by their parents and doctors for the sake of violent conformity.

The community by and large has a seeming inability to respect the actual lives, bodies, and humanity of intersex people as a whole. This is why it was an entire debate in the intersex community for a while whether or not dyadic people should really even call themselves androgynous at all, because the modern idea and definition of androgyny is based directly on the fetishized idea of the "perfect h*rm*phr*dite" - something that dyadic people are happy to ignore. Dyadic people calling themselves the sanitized version of a slur meant to demean, dehumanize, and mysticize intersex existence is understandably a sore spot for a lot of intersex people.

I do not think this is a trans/lgbtq vs intersex issue, especially since intersex people are also often lgbtq ourselves. But dyadic people in the lgbtq community have got to stop fetishizing and demonizing intersex bodies and features. They need to stop talking over us, shoving us out of these spaces. They need to stop acting like wanting our attributes gives them that right, or that androgyny and gender nonconformivity are something that they can exclude us from. You can not separate gender anarchy and trans liberation from intersex history or intersex people's lived experiences. And their insistence on doing so has caused such a rift in the community that many intersex people have no home here at all, or have had to leave said home for their own safety. And the complete lack of respect for intersex people who are not lgbtq is obscene. If they can't relate to an intersex person on that level, they simply do not care about them at all - All pretense of caring about intersex people or intersex issues goes out the window if that intersex person is not relatably gay, trans, etc enough for them - showing just how performative that care always was.

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I'm deleting my blog I will never make something funnier than this

He's screaming it

Do you think that two wizards can fall in love

I think that happens every day on this website

Do you that two wizards can have wild gay sex (with spells)?

I think that happens every day on this website

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one of these days someone is gonna say “you shouldn’t even consider sex before you’re in a committed relationship long into adulthood” and we’ll have come full circle

People see "minor" and think about 6 year olds. 17 year olds are minors too 🤦🏻‍♀️