you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

Holy fuck

we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

stop trying to make this about penises this is serious

you can’t fucking do this to me

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A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

@official-penis-posts yummy penis

Official Pitcher Plant Pussy Dissolved Your Pesis Post

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

@official-penis-posts

Official Contender For Best Kung Pow Penis Gif

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

I love to suck dick and eat cum.

that’s cool man…

I’m not bitter

I am bitter

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

Add the phantom of the Opera !

If you allow me-

They did the mash….

Someone post the Monty Python meme

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

Of course it's German

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

edging this twink

i need everyone to know i was so ashamed of this post i muted notifs right after so i could forget. unfortunately it showed up on my dash.

no no

no no

@duolingo-unofficial has entered a plea deal to let duo cum if this gets to 15k notes. freaks, reblog.

Guys

Please