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if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

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Son of no notes ghost post.

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts

second post with the "day before the internet began" glitch

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

Official Time Loop Post

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

I find it very interesting to note the times in which this post has a sudden resurgence. It often follows very stressful, upsetting events, where a lot of “REBLOG THIS OR YOU SUCK” posts start appearing on this site. 

So I’ll say it again: it is okay if you come to tumblr to escape upsetting news. It is okay if you’re just here for fun and fandom. It is okay if you do not want to use your tumblr as a place to read about or spread the current events that are circulating. It is okay if you need a place to decompress and just relax. There are other ways to be involved in/support causes and you are allowed to set boundaries on social media platforms without it being indicative of your belief systems. 

Your beliefs, values, ethics, and moral stances are not determined by whether or not you reblog something. 

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

purple pur - 1.5 PURPLES

i love replying 👍 to my parents. two can play this game

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

I know most of tumblr is thinking about the USA right now. but fuck the nz government right now too. tomorrow, the treaty principles bill, the 'worst, most comprehensive breach of Te Tiriti in modern times' is being introduced to parliament early, because there were activations planned country wide and the cowards decided to pull it forwards. fuck this government. a friend of mine had to go home early, crying. I've been in shock all day since it came out.

check on your Māori friends, e hoa mā. see what they need. see how you can help. everyday, we see and experience racism. from people around us, up to our government. community care will save us.

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

Holy fuck

weirdly enchanted by this

it just feels right when a librarian is a lesbian. like yea, that's how it's supposed to be