Okay guys, gals, and nonbinary folks. I thought it would be cool to write and perform a song about Solas to the tune of You and I by the fabulous Lady Gaga. I apologize beforehand for the horrible sound quality and questionable singing, but it was too fun to make and not share. Here are the lyrics if you wanna, I don’t know, sing along:
It’s been a long time since you left me there Standing in Crestwood with my face so bare I still don’t know what the hell went wrong You kissed me softly then you said it was wrong I don’t understand why you still call me vhenan Solas, you ass, I deserve some answers now. You said you have a duty that you cannot fail To your people like the elves who guarded Mythal’s well That you should not have distracted me from my duty to Thedas What the fuck does that mean It was something Something about the Fade Something about spirits, the Veil And the marks upon my face Something , something about my remarkable spirit Solas, you ass, you’re so full of shit. It’s been two years since you disappeared You said I was right to be angry It was kind of weird I sharpened my heart into a cutting edge On the day you returned through the Eluvian You said you expected me to have some questions In a field of petrified qunari Stay right here, I began to yell Then you calmly told me that you were Fen’Harel Your plan was to tear down the Veil to bring back your People Solas, what the hell It was something Something about the Fade Something about spirits, the Veil And the marks upon my face Something , something about my remarkable spirit Solas, you ass, you’re so full of shit.