the most important 501st subplot

ordo coming face to face with the horrifying reality of where bacon comes from

I have a feeling Kal didn’t think things through when he brought all six of the Nulls to live on a farm.

Consider:

Kal, paraphrasing that thing he tells himself and others, constantly: You have to understand. The Kaminoans messed with their genes. They bond instantly, and if they like you, they have an unshakeable devotion. They’ll die for you. If they don’t, it’s “instant death on legs”. And there’s no in between.

Kal, shrugging: That’s just how it is. It can’t be helped.

Also Kal, to Ordo:

mmhmmm

r i g h t

(I don’t think they’re limited to people, Kal.)

also Ordo, earlier, in what makes this now a theme:

So I am just saying that come slaughtering time Kal is going to have a fucking crisis on his hands, you mark my words.

If this doesn’t end with Ordo attempting to sneak his babies to safety in his shirt I’m gonna riot.