she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

they want me to feed him to my crabs like the cow being fed to the velociraptors in jurassic park

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

“there is a secret evil darkness inside me” believers when they see a vampire ……

“if I don’t pay careful attention to my every move I’ll hurt everyone around me” believers when they see a werewolf

something that came to me in a dream

that's a wrap on game changer season 7

When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at

I may or not be printing this on a shirt btw 👀

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

i have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like i thought it was

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

I have unfinished business here

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

prev's tags are too good not to save

[ID: #right???

#it's not even a beast or a creature #a bacterium is at least a guy. a horrible little scallawag of a guy but a guy nonetheless

#a virus is just. a mean tiny complicated philips head screwdriver

#fuck off out of here. go back to concept town /end ID]

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the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that's how it kills everyone.

That's raw power, true power is influence/control

a coping strategy for those who cannot wield the demon blade

The demon blade is strong, giving me the ability to be weak and love

very notably, the demon blade does not do that

​Love is trusting your policule with the demon blade

one of you will kill everyone else with the demon blade