putting on my jester bells and shutting up

this is a fantasy dnd game i SWEAR

Nephythys looking really normal! absolutely nothing has changed. it's fine. they're fine.

buncha snippets from a recent trawl of the dnd tomes, mostly from the latest feywild arc :pp

this timeline but as a comic! both campaigns' pcs and where they were concurrently in the decades leading up to the crossover of the groups at the coronation

the guys!!! all current pcs in both parties in height order. anyte has a str score of 20.

the bbeg fuckin turned fall's bardic rival into a werewolf to bait him into a duel he'd lose (all dogs are afraid of certain members of the ward. long story). anyway sucks to be you ornella fall sure can crit at some choice moments

more recent ward bits, and also septimus zuccaro, grand magus of the society of magical arts and fall's absolute idol

some of the duels from the coronation!! kaius and aatoi fighting with blackrazor and nemesis, not because they wanted to but because their swords did. then fall being called on to duel della cassa but refusing and instead doing some bonkers rolls to undo his arch rival's werewolf curse, and finally aatoi about to absolutely destroy ornella berti, leader of the ravenous hunt and bbeg supreme, in a duel for one of the crown jewels

the culmination of five years of diplomacy and saving people's asses (to varying degrees of success): calleach's ward publicly announced the plans of the ravenous hunt to the world. different noble houses, criminal organisations, political leaders, queens, pharos, emperors, celebrities, magical societies; countries who are constantly on the verge of war have come together to put their names behind this sentiment. the ravenous hunt cannot be allowed to succeed.

ward were celebrating our successful global smear campaign against the bbeg and fall's weird but totally professional work colleague, the demon prince of pleasure and pain, sent him a bottle of 1000 year old wine he can actually taste. as expected, everyone was incredibly normal about this

every day the dm finds a way to inflict some new kind of body horror on fall

high fantasy dnd game involving [checks notes] fixing spaceship engines in microgravity, bargaining with moon cops, shooting your friends with homemade arm mounted laser guns, and things i didn't draw, like debating whether you can breathe neon (for a little bit!) and shooting down drones with a huge ship mounted gun

meanwhile, planet raiders are still stuck on the moon, still having a terrible time, and not even making any profit this time

notes from Ward's recent trip to Capitolum, a city we've not been to since before we kiiiiiinda maybe went to war with an offshoot of their military in campaign one.... nobody is happy working with the colonialist dickbags that are the Virum Orcorum, but *anyone* is better than the Hunt

The Ward has been thru a LOT these past few days, but things are looking up!!!

🫵haha possessed by goo (don't worry about the planet she always looks like that it's fine i'm sure it's fine) fonley as always is played by @syllogismthesecond