the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

driving cars is actially really bad for them. they only do it if they are really stressed. the only humane way to use a car is to fuck it

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.

No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;

I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,

And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.

He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!

But he does and it works so fucking well.

And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.

You're post was missing this crucial detail.

apparently he looks like this as Batman, by the way. Yeah, no. Day and night difference.

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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Reblog this if you would not only accept, but welcome fan art, moodboards, etc. of your fics

All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

Do you think if I report every "vote for trump!!1!1" advertisement I get with "I see this ad too much" Tumblr will get the fucking message I want nothing to do with him

they're running those ads on THIS site?

I'm so sorry that you have to put up with them.

But on the other hand I'm glad they wasted their money.

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

okay turn the sound on and listen to this (unless you're at work or have kids around).

BUT my first reaction was like,

"Yeah, of course Nutella is half sugar and half fat. That's why it tastes good, dumbass."

maybe idly thinking "maybe i should kill myself" approximately once every 20 minutes and then just waving it off qualifies as "thoughts of suicide" but for the purposes of filling out these online waivers from my college no they dont<3

if you don't really want to do it and are in no danger of doing it those are "upsetting intrusive thoughts" and not "suicidal ideation".

incidentally, you are also celiac and this happens to me when I eat gluten...have you eaten any food you didn't cook today?

oh trust me i know what an upsetting intrusive thuoght is and this doesn't qualify at all, it's an idle thought in the exact sense that "idle thought" describes. like "oh, the sky is blue" or "maybe i should pick up groceries"

now that you mention it though i HAVE been eating more food i haven't made myself recently. maybe i should check and see if any of the usual foods i consider safe at the campus grocery store have changed their formulas

okay if I have thoughts like that and they're not even upsetting, they just don't go away, that is always 100% gluten mediated.

I really do miss back when it was considered fucking weird to ask trans people(or anyone who is even a little gnc/has a label you don't understand/is giving you queer vibes)* what their assigned sex at birth is. Like we literally used to roast cis people for this shit, that's legit why the "what's in your pants" meme exists, but somehow we've reached a point where a very vocal portion of the online trans community genuinely thinks you owe people this information so they can make insane generalizations about you and your life and if you refuse that's cause for suspicion and I really shouldn't have to explain how fucked that is.

Interrogating people about what's in their pants is transphobe/terf/transmed shit. "If you have nothing to fear you have nothing to hide" is fed shit. Tbh "you owe me personal information about your body and medical history" is ableist and intersexist shit. Sex and/or gender tells you literally nothing concrete about a person and there is no world where you are owed this information. Can we cut this shit out and go back to judging people by their words and actions instead of what some random doctor decided their body looks like when they were a squishy baby, you know, like normal people? Please??

*It's also wildly intersexist but unfortunately I don't think we've ever reached a point of collectively accepting that it's horrid to ask intersex people unprompted questions about their bodies and medical histories. You are absolutely not owed any of that information for any reason, especially given that medical history typically goes hand in hand with profound trauma due to how normalized medical abuse against intersex people is, and everyone needs to get that through their heads yesterday. If they want to share they can and will, aside from that it's none-ya.

Happy anniversary to this banger.

I will never understand how anyone can be OFFENDED when someone provides you helpful information in an incredibly unobtrusive way without being asked to do so.

although on the rare occasion I see other she/theys I want to hug them and say "me too!"

Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is