*walks past someone hot*

I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa

Me: I never want to see him again I’m over him

Him: Come over slut

Me:

You can’t tell but my hat says Good Vibes

what a fuckin DADDY

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