Babygirl I can be the worst boyfriend you’ve ever imagined
For context I got this from a bot
Babygirl I can be the worst boyfriend you’ve ever imagined
For context I got this from a bot
Tippy tap
Oh my goooooooood it's a baby flamingo learning to flamingo flashdance I'm dyyyyyyyyying
Watch it drinking! See how it can suck water up through it's beak? That's something most birds can't do! I think it's just pigeons and their relatives that can!
a little beast
he heard that
I bet
While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
With metas new tos stuff for their platforms I’m finally leaving instagram. They’ve officially stated that transphobia and homophobia isn’t against tos. Never thought I’d see the word ‘transgenderism’ in the tos of a major social media.
For people who haven’t seen yet this is metas new hate speech policy.
[PC stands for Protected Characteristic, it’s their way of defining marginalized people]
“Mental characteristics, including but not limited to allegations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, and unsupported comparisons between PC groups on the basis of inherent intellectual capacity. We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality”
“Social exclusion, which means things like denying access to spaces (physical and online) and social services, except for sex or gender-based exclusion from spaces commonly limited by sex or gender, such as restrooms, sports and sports leagues, health and support groups, and specific schools.”
“We do allow content arguing for gender-based limitations of military, law enforcement, and teaching jobs. We also allow the same content based on sexual orientation, when the content is based on religious beliefs.”
Calling trans and gay people mentally ill is not against the tos. Calling for the exclusion of trans people from public life isn’t against the tos.
it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters
Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.
while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby
I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative
2021 is the year I finally get my shit together
2022 is the year I finally get my shit together
2023 is the year I finally get my shit together
2024 is the year I finally get my shit together
2025 is the year I finally get my shit together
long distance friendships
i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me
maybe they all hate spike..?
oh my god
oh my god