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Writing References

Words and References:

Plot & Structure:

Subplots:

World Building:

Characters:

Dialogue:

Point of View:

Genre:

Names:

History:

Query Letters:

Editing and Revision:

Software:

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This is an ultimate masterlist of many, many resources that could be helpful for writers/roleplayers.

→ GENERAL

Improvement

Describing

Masterlists

  Body Language

Grammar/Vocabulary

Writer’s Block

→ APPLICATIONS

Application (Itself)

Para (Sample)

Prompts

→ GUIDES

Personalities

Disorders

Disabilities

Jobs/Hobbies/Beliefs

Drugs

Locations

Genders

Supernatural

Other

→ CREATING CHARACTERS

Biography Writing

Names

Personalities

Personality Traits

Habits

Secrets

Quotes

Mary Sue’s

→ WHILE ROLEPLAYING

Para Titles

Starters

Careers/Jobs

Locations/Settings/Activities

Character Developement

→ ROMANCE

Romance (in general)

Smut

Kisses

→ OTHER

Plot Writing

Eras

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I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

- my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

- we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

- Your school mailbox is right next to mine

- I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

- My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

- You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

- My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

- we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

- What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

- it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

- you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking

- I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking

- my shower isn’t working can I use yours

- RA mandated floor party

- I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab

- dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room

- hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise

- THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED

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- I’ve ordered take out every night this week and you always seem to be my delivery person

- we’re both skipping class to study for a different class

- you live above me and I’m going to murder you if you don’t stop throwing parties Sunday night

- there’s only one study room left in the dorm basement and I don’t want to walk to the library, let’s fight for it

- I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare

- The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me

- lecture room bingo for annoying things your prof says

- you’re obviously high or hungover so I’m going to rescue you and tell the teacher why your answer wasn’t as strange as it sounded, but you’ll owe me

- holy fuck you found me on the roof please don’t be an RA

-You’re standing right next to me while we’re both flyering and catching all of the people walking past before I can

-Alternatively, we’re standing right next to each other while flyering and hey, are you as miserable as I am right now?

-We can’t both listen to our music in the shower at the same time

-Both of us are super bored at this mandatory floor meeting

-We both work really late shifts on Friday Nights and you give me a ride home so I don’t have to walk alone in the dark

-You’re the only one who actually responded to the desperate message I sent to the whole class about needing the notes

-All the seats in this huge fucking lecture hall and you have to sit right next to me

-I’m sorry you caught me moving your clothes out of the dryer but in my defense I’ve been waiting for one to open up for about an hour now

-We were both running for the bus and it didn’t wait for us, so now we’re at this bus stop together alone

-Are you the one who keep leaving their dirty dishes in the common area kitchen

-You posted that you needed to borrow something on the floor’s facebook group and I just so happen to have what you need

-I want to buy your football ticket/textbook/etc so we have to meet up

-Every single table in the union is full, do you mind if I just sit here for a while?

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