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How to support your boyfriend’s attempt at stand-up: a visual, step-by-step guide by Misha Collins

1. When he tries to ‘set the stage’ by asking “Did you hear [the joke] about the _____,” indulge him by saying “I have, but I’d like to hear it again” (even though you’ve literally heard it a hundred times):

2. Once he starts telling the joke, be engaged and set a good example for the audience:

3. Observe the audience’s reaction on his behalf:

4. When he’s done, encourage the audience to react favorably:

5. Sometimes, the joke might not take, and your boyfriend will start pouting and asking if his mic was on. If this happens, wipe that sweat off your brow and get up. It’s time for some T.L.C.:

6. Contact is important! Touch his shoulder to ground him and provide immediate comfort:

7. Time to deflect his attention. Share an inside joke that you know will make him laugh:

8. He’ll be so busy laughing that he’ll forget all about his stand-up career. And besides, who needs stand-up when he has you to make him laugh. Is he still laughing? Good. He probably won’t stop for an hour (or for however long you’re both on stage). Look how happy he is. You’re a great boyfriend. Go you.

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