Instead of logged on or logged in, maybe I can get away with ‘logged at’ once in a while

no

Just checking!

Latest hit song of 2017: quieting down

Everyone is singing along

Today's 2024 fall hits: shutting up. Everyone shut up!

you would think a microphone is something you use to call up little microscopic bacteria and shit

me doing stand up comedy: so….this luigi guy…he turns ghosts into paintings *exhales into microphone heavily*

Gotta get an opera singer in the passenger seat to sing out the window on the highway

All those other people in the band are just there to try to make the microphone guy look cool so you think what he’s saying is right/true

Me, a singer, stopping my guitarist before we go on stage

Hey.. You’re gonna play right?

Im glad band members are supportive of each other. Willing to play the notes at the right time so the singer doesn’t look like a fuckin idiot

I guess its a mutually beneficial thing but it’s still nice. They could really prank him

If i was the singer of a bad id have 2 drummers 2 guitarists etc, if one of them stops playing as a joke the other one will jump in

he was inching forward for like 10 minutes

real heat is fire, natural heat. Microwave heat is just a bunch of particles bouncing around in your food fucking around

what about the sun

the sun is just fucking around

explain this

its an egg

Damn, that’s a good checkmate.

Cheggmate atheists

real heat is fire, natural heat. Microwave heat is just a bunch of particles bouncing around in your food fucking around

what about the sun

the sun is just fucking around

explain this

its an egg

real heat is fire, natural heat. Microwave heat is just a bunch of particles bouncing around in your food fucking around

no, microwaves are fucking around with your food

matches but instead of a fire igniting when you strike them on the box, a drop of milk flies out