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every snowflake's different just like you

@cl0wnc0ll3ge

i'll sing about it if you ask me to multifandom blog i guess lol hivemindtv, smosh, my chemical romance, monster high and just whatever i want tbh im 18 erm ignore most of this uhhhh but also how do i become a niche internet microcelebrity braceletbook: https://www.braceletbook.com/users/417725_cL0wnc0/ pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/mmartinn7979/
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majorrager86

i bet if you show this bts footage to someone who knows nothing about Saw or these characters, they’ll think it’s about doomed gay love

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thedialup

you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

yeah I’ll be honest I don’t know wtf possessed me here

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angelicguy

*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

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angelicguy

*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve heard early sunsets. 🌅 I have to stop what I’m doing and give that song justice it needs it’s space in time

I let it play when I was working and I had to stop like it’s a moment that feels like it’s happening now. It’s like he’s singing it now. nothing more important than giving my attention to that song. idgaf I’ll park the car like no one look at me y’all normies don’t understand

the absolute presence of that song. but y’all get it.

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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

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cl0wnc0ll3ge

i remember trying to tell my mom about this convinced it was real and felt like the biggest idiot when my family was like wtf are you talking about

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