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Kneesvember Day 16

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from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

Hell yeah

Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.

Nothing says efficency like creating a new "department" to do the job already being done by an existing office.

Strange Bird

hear me out cake but if you put anyone conventionally attractive on there a trapdoor below you opens and you fall into the joker mush

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

So basically anything with a screen these days is a computer. Your TV? Computer. Phone? Computer. Gas pump? Computer. And a lot of those computers are running a fork of Windows, because Microsoft is very good at building for corporate use. But it's a fork with most of the same features, because MS has no reason to rebuild their entire OS just for your SmartFridge. Instead, it just boots up a barebones Windows fork, and then auto-launches whatever program McDonalds uses for their drive-through menu or whatever. Which means with the right inputs, you can close that program. And open whatever MS has installed by default, like Solitaire, Word, or Edge.

This is generally not relevant to the user, but if you want to do something on a device that it doesn't allow you to do, getting out of the initial program it forces you into is usually step 1.

fucking assho

*reads a manga about a boy's consciousness ending up in the body of a girl he's attracted to and learning to understand her life*

nothing weird about that whatsoever. i like this manga artist i'm going to read his earlier works!

*reads an older, fetish-y manga that obsesses over body hair and how the protag is often mistaken for a little girl and outright says he wishes he was like the girl protag because she has so much body hair, and is essentially pushed into helping her*

hm, well, there's not really a theme here or anything they're different

*reads an even older fetish-y manga obsessing over genitals and has a guy get pushed into helping the girl protag*

ok there's a theme developing here

*reads another early work of his where a boy's existence mixes with a girl's existence and they become "one" after said girl is bossy and pushing him into it*

no man you can't be serious this is all coincidence

*writes a vampire story where a girl forcibly turns a boy into a vampire and offers him to run away with her and begin a new life*

ok but this one can be seen as such a stretch it's not the same thing by a long shot i'm just finding false connections

*his most notable work is about how perversion is something all of us have, what defines the end of adolescence, and the story involves a pushy girl bullying the protag and makes him crossdress at points*

come on man, you can't be serious, you can't put it in every manga

*his newest manga is about an aggressive nonbinary trans girl and the main boy protag at one point says "even i don't want to be a boy sometimes!" when screaming at a transphobe harassing her*

you can not be serious man, you can not be serious

*in the afterward in a volume of the previously mentioned trans manga, the author says he would dream of being a cute girl when he was a kid*

YOU CANT DO THIS IN EVERY MANGA

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

They grow up so fast. :’)

Six years!

Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around

happy birthday :3

Happy eighth birthday Knife-Wielding-Tentacle

I have evil furry convention plans.

「 EUILLCYS 」 🌿

disturbingly average customer service experience

(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

official fish post

@maliciouswhiteboy

Sydney&PC

Summer Day

i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine