Fly away~

I very much appreciate what you do to the hidekane tag ^^ Because I'm mean to Kaneki, imagine if Hide's out of town when the heat strikes. Hide checking his phone and finding 98 missed calls and tons of filthy messages. Also, long skype calls. *bes trash*

Aww thanks love

You’re probably one of the only ones who enjoys my flith hahah *glances at rude anons I refuse to answer*

Poor Ken has to resort to sexting and sending short, videos to the other. Lets assume Hide still works for the CCG and hes out of town for some type of meeting.

The conference room is quiet and the majority of the rooms occupants are mindlessly typing away on their cell phones, waiting for the meeting to start.  Hide opens his lock screen and the first thing he notices is that Kaneki sent him a snapchat video. He doesn’t question opening it since he usually just sends cute little videos of his day. Smiling, Hide taps on the black box to view the video. He really shouldn’t have clicked “open”. Suddenly the room is filled with a ridiculously loud moan, and thanks to the acoustics of the room the sound practically echos off the walls! The old man across the room looks like he’s about to have a heart attack, coffee is spat from a number of mouths and everyone’s cartoonishly large eyes are all on Hide!

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There on the screen is his boyfriend, spread eagle on the gray sheets of their shared bed. The camera pans from his flushed, sweaty face (clearly he’s been at it for awhile) down his impressively toned torso, stopping on his lower body. Leg hitched up, a slicked new “toy” thrusting deep inside him, Kaneki lets out another moan that could rival the cheesiest of porno scenes. “ Ahhhh~ …Faa…FUCK! Hide….HIDE, WRECK ME!!!”

The sound is so loud and surprising that it causes Hide to drop his phone under the table. He makes a mad dive for it and in his haste to stand and get out of the room, he crack his head on the underside of the table. “uuughh”.

People are shouting concerns at Hide, everyone is shocked, someone should probably call an ambulance for the old guy. Complete chaos.

Hide runs from the room after finally grabbing his cell and turning it off. He sprints to the men’s bathroom like a bat out of hell and locks himself in the furthest cubicle. It’s there he’s found 40 mins later by a colleague who timidly knocks on the door. “ Hideyoshi-kun? You’ve missed the meeting….are…are you going to be okay? “

“ JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE HAYATO! I’M NEVER COMING OUT!”

Hide and Kaneki are the couple that when their engagement is announced, everyone is just having to pull out their wallets and shit because they all made a bet or something, some saying they thought it wouldnt ever happen. others are just "Fucking finally"

Omfg I was dying after reading this! I honestly believe this! Like Nishio just holds up his hand for the money he won, Hinami is smiling as she takes people’s money, and Ayato is just like “I want a do over! No!”

Then Kaneki is so confused when Hide joins the group, but is so shocked when Hide pulls out his wallet and hands people their money.

“Hide, what the hell?! You doubted us!?” Kaneki asks in disbelief.

“I didn’t know! You were gone for a long time! A man can have his doubts!” Hide shouts back as Arima takes Hide’s money.

“Even Arima believed in us! He doesn’t even like me!” Kaneki argues.

“Don’t yell at me!” Hide shuts Kaneki up with a kiss.

“Let’s bet too see how long it takes until Hide screws this up!” Touka shouts.

Kaneki leaves Hide to put his money in.

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Like seriously, I want this to be a thing! God I love this so much! Thank you! Thank you for existing, Anon! ❤️☺️