Do you sometimes have this urge to go on an epic adventure that will completely change you as a person? Do you dream about pirate ships, highest mountains and deepest woods full of secrets, brave people seemingly not from this world? I want to discover the world so much that it almost hurts. Not just the world, but the magic in it. God, sometimes I just want to see the magic. I hope there is some of it left.
science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery
Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.
more importantly they’re walkin on little peets
That’s a unique and special characteristic of only these particular cuttlefish! Look at how they use two flaps of tissue like “hind legs,” with little protrusions that even act like TOES! No other cephalopod has those at all, and no other cuttlefish use their outer arms like front legs, either!
These are cephalopods evolving into “quadrupeds!!”
They do this to conserve swimming energy while they hunt, which has worked out so well for them they’re pretty poor swimmers, like a bird on its way to flightlessness.
The stripes flowing down their skin make it difficult for their prey to discern which way they’re walking or how fast. Then the “flamboyant cuttlefish” gets close enough to shoot out the two specialized arms cuttlefish use like a chameleon’s tongue 😀
little peets for maximum efficiency stalking and killing :)
And I know what some of you may be thinking: “a slow-moving, highly conspicuous little guy just trotting along on the seafloor? How come they don’t just get eaten to death?”
It’s because they’re incredibly, horrifically toxic! Poisonous as shit! Just a buncha lackadaisical, impeccably dressed little fellers made of pure mutually-assured destruction! ☺️☺️☺️
it’s also important to note that they are just
REAL FUCKIN SMALL
and this also makes them easy for larger predators that are more resistant to poisons to miss down there on the seafloor
just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
anyways, if you feel the need to use ai to do your work for you, consider this: get a new hobby because this one isn't for you
Consider this. Not everyone has that time, or energy. Again, I just don’t understand this whole thing of “effort is important”
if it were, capitalism wouldn’t work.
not to point out the obvious but capitalism doesn’t work or people would have the time and energy to sit down and put effort and even enjoy their hobbies?
ai gets trained on real people’s effort and most of these companies are stealing content that was posted online, for you to just sit there enter a shitty prompt and bam, you get a picture of a big titty girl with 8 fingers or a story that is made up of cliches and patterns.
answer me this what do you get out of doing nothing to achieve a mediocre result from ai when the joy of creating comes from the act of figuring it out and doing it yourself, honing your skills?
“Not everyone has the time or energy to” ok that’s a you problem my favorite author posted a 30k word chapter after their house burned down and then got the bubonic plague. ur just not built for it
I'm disabled. Yeah, I don't always have the time and energy. Sometimes it's not a skill issue and yeah, I fucking get it. But when I don't have the time and energy, I find something else to do that better suits what I feel up to. Sometimes that's writing a shorter story and sometimes that's just shitposting on tumblr about the blorbos. With creative hobbies, it's truly the effort that counts. Because otherwise what you're doing is asking for attention for having successfully clicked the buttons on the plaigarism machine.
Yeah, it kinda sucks that I haven't had the spoons to write in forever so I'm not getting comments telling me that I made them sad and/or horny. And it sucks that I haven't created anything like that in a bit, because it makes me happy to do so. But bitch, that's life. A computer can't live my life for me.
There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL
That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
The notes are so full of extremely salty clarinet players and I love it
I still stand by this statement, dude just drills up a carrot and knocks everyone flat off their socks while simultaneously ensuring that every single clarinet player who hears this is foaming at the mouth and out for his blood. Absolute legend.
just had an absolutely atrocious thought
Notes are in complete agreement
If my friend's ocs have 100 fans I'm one of them if my friend's ocs have 10 fans I'm one of them if my friend's oc have 1 fan that's me if my friend's ocs have no fans that means I'm no longer in this world
Did an Art Trade with a friend!
This is their OC!
Got some suggestions to make Hertha a bit muscular so here it is Hertha (Now with better muscle definition!)
(I still suck at muscle anatomy ;-;)
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a fan of Chappell Roan I just think some of them need to realize and accept that they are a fan of a mainstream popular artist making popular pop music and therefore straight people are going to play it at weddings and it’s going to be in commercials for DoorDash and stuff. And that’s literally okay. It’s actually good. It’s good and normal for gay people to be making popular music. Idk if it just hasn’t sunk in for people yet that she is very popular. Ok I am telling you now. The woman is very popular
ID: Tags via thevowels-pt2: #elton john isn’t less gay for being grandmas’ favorite the world over.
when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.
why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake
Watch the people who haven’t seen this yet not reblog it
WHY DOESN’T THIS RELATIVELY NEW POST HAVE MORE NOTES, POSTS ABOUT A VERY POPULAR MOVIE THAT CAME OUT LAST YEAR HAVE MILLIONS OF NOTES
if you don’t reblog this negative, guilt-tripping, un-fact-checked post about something you don’t have the emotional energy to deal with, just unfollow me.
This is tumblr in a nutshell.
ugh can’t believe people are still acting like they need PROOF. google is free people
holy SHIT that was funny
so look around you, and tell me what you really see
there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.
In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"
In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.
I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.
I think the equivalent American English expression is "the ass end of nowhere."
i've always been fond of "BFE" that is ButtFuck East. i like the idea that the middle of nowhere still has geography.
"Onde Judas perdeu as botas" (BR)
"Where Judas lost his boots"
Or, if you're talking about somewhere even more remote than the first place mentioned: where he lost his socks
Hungarian has a couple options. The one I'd use most often in general is either "a világ végén" - at the end of the world, if the place is far away, or "a semmi közepén" - in the middle of nowhere literally, if the place is remote.
My favourite tho is pretty regional to Budapest, and it means a remote or unaccessible place near Budapest only, but it's also a subtle century-old insult so. "Rákosborzasztó" - "borzasztó" means horrible; and a lot of towns around Budapest - many of them historically far away or hard to access - start with "Rákos-" (Rákospalota, Rákoskeresztúr, Rákosszentmihály, etc.). "A town near here that's absolutely horrible to get to and we hate needing to do so". And actually most of these by now are very well within the city limits and easily accessible, but that just makes it even funnier imo
I'll add 'a halál faszán' to the Hungarian above, it means 'on death's dick', that's my favorite lol
as a Hungarian my favourite is ‘zergebaszta vidék’, lit. ‘place fucked by mountain goats’
My mother says Zergebaszta means mountanous
